It is curious to observe the triumph of slight incidents over the
mind:——What incredible weight they have in forming and governing our
opinions, both of men and things——that trifles, light as air, shall
waft a belief into the soul, and plant it so immoveably within it——that
_Euclid_’s demonstrations, could they be brought to batter it in
breach, should not all have power to overthrow it.
_Yorick_, I said, picked up the chesnut which _Phutatorius_’s wrath had
flung down——the action was trifling——I am ashamed to account for it—he
did it, for no reason, but that he thought the chesnut not a jot worse
for the adventure—and that he held a good chesnut worth stooping
for.——But this incident, trifling as it was, wrought differently in
_Phutatorius_’s head: He considered this act of _Yorick_’s in getting
off his chair and picking up the chesnut, as a plain acknowledgment in
him, that the chesnut was originally his—and in course, that it must
have been the owner of the chesnut, and no one else, who could have
played him such a prank with it: What greatly confirmed him in this
opinion, was this, that the table being parallelogramical and very
narrow, it afforded a fair opportunity for _Yorick_, who sat directly
over against _Phutatorius_, of slipping the chesnut in——and
consequently that he did it. The look of something more than suspicion,
which _Phutatorius_ cast full upon _Yorick_ as these thoughts arose,
too evidently spoke his opinion——and as _Phutatorius_ was naturally
supposed to know more of the matter than any person besides, his
opinion at once became the general one;——and for a reason very
different from any which have been yet given——in a little time it was
put out of all manner of dispute.
When great or unexpected events fall out upon the stage of this
sublunary world——the mind of man, which is an inquisitive kind of a
substance, naturally takes a flight behind the scenes to see what is
the cause and first spring of them.—The search was not long in this
instance.
It was well known that _Yorick_ had never a good opinion of the
treatise which _Phutatorius_ had wrote _de Concubinis retinendis_, as a
thing which he feared had done hurt in the world——and ’twas easily
found out, that there was a mystical meaning in _Yorick_’s prank—and
that his chucking the chesnut hot into _Phutatorius_’s ***——***, was a
sarcastical fling at his book—the doctrines of which, they said, had
enflamed many an honest man in the same place.
This conceit awaken’d _Somnolentus_——made _Agelastes_ smile——and if you
can recollect the precise look and air of a man’s face intent in
finding out a riddle——it threw _Gastripheres_’s into that form—and in
short was thought by many to be a master-stroke of arch-wit.
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