The genial warmth which the chesnut imparted, was not undelectable for
the first twenty or five-and-twenty seconds——and did no more than
gently solicit _Phutatorius_’s attention towards the part:——But the
heat gradually increasing, and in a few seconds more getting beyond the
point of all sober pleasure, and then advancing with all speed into the
regions of pain, the soul of _Phutatorius_, together with all his
ideas, his thoughts, his attention, his imagination, judgment,
resolution, deliberation, ratiocination, memory, fancy, with ten
battalions of animal spirits, all tumultuously crowded down, through
different defiles and circuits, to the place of danger, leaving all his
upper regions, as you may imagine, as empty as my purse.
With the best intelligence which all these messengers could bring him
back, _Phutatorius_ was not able to dive into the secret of what was
going forwards below, nor could he make any kind of conjecture, what
the devil was the matter with it: However, as he knew not what the true
cause might turn out, he deemed it most prudent in the situation he was
in at present, to bear it, if possible, like a Stoick; which, with the
help of some wry faces and compursions of the mouth, he had certainly
accomplished, had his imagination continued neuter;——but the sallies of
the imagination are ungovernable in things of this kind—a thought
instantly darted into his mind, that tho’ the anguish had the sensation
of glowing heat—it might, notwithstanding that, be a bite as well as a
burn; and if so, that possibly a _Newt_ or an _Asker_, or some such
detested reptile, had crept up, and was fastening his teeth——the horrid
idea of which, with a fresh glow of pain arising that instant from the
chesnut, seized _Phutatorius_ with a sudden panick, and in the first
terrifying disorder of the passion, it threw him, as it has done the
best generals upon earth, quite off his guard:——the effect of which was
this, that he leapt incontinently up, uttering as he rose that
interjection of surprise so much descanted upon, with the aposiopestic
break after it, marked thus, Z——ds—which, though not strictly
canonical, was still as little as any man could have said upon the
occasion;——and which, by-the-bye, whether canonical or not,
_Phutatorius_ could no more help than he could the cause of it.
Though this has taken up some time in the narrative, it took up little
more time in the transaction, than just to allow time for _Phutatorius_
to draw forth the chesnut, and throw it down with violence upon the
floor—and for _Yorick_ to rise from his chair, and pick the chesnut up.
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