The dean of _Strasburg_, the prebendaries, the capitulars and domiciliars (capitularly assembled in the morning to consider the case of butter’d buns) all wished they had followed the nuns of saint _Ursula’s_ example.------ In the hurry and confusion everything had been in the night before, the bakers had all forgot to lay their leaven--there were no butter’d buns to be had for breakfast in all _Strasburg_--the whole close of the cathedral was in one eternal commotion----such a cause of restlessness and disquietude, and such a zealous inquiry into the cause of that restlessness, had never happened in _Strasburg_, since _Martin Luther_, with his doctrines, had turned the city upside down. If the stranger’s nose took this liberty of thrusting himself thus into the dishes[4.3] of religious orders, &c., what a carnival did his nose make of it, in those of the laity! --’tis more than my pen, worn to the stump as it is, has power to describe; tho’ I acknowledge, (_cries _Slawkenbergius_, with more gaiety of thought than I could have expected from him_) that there is many a good simile now subsisting in the world which might give my countrymen some idea of it; but at the close of such a folio as this, wrote for their sakes, and in which I have spent the greatest part of my life----tho’ I own to them the simile is in being, yet would it not be unreasonable in them to expect I should have either time or inclination to search for it? Let it suffice to say, that the riot and disorder it occasioned in the _Strasburgers’_ fantasies was so general--such an overpowering mastership had it got of all the faculties of the _Strasburgers’_ minds--so many strange things, with equal confidence on all sides, and with equal eloquence in all places, were spoken and sworn to concerning it, that turned the whole stream of all discourse and wonder towards it--every soul, good and bad--rich and poor--learned and unlearned----doctor and student----mistress and maid----gentle and simple----nun’s flesh and woman’s flesh, in _Strasburg_ spent their time in hearing tidings about it--every eye in _Strasburg_ languished to see it----every finger----every thumb in _Strasburg_ burned to touch it.