Now what might add, if anything may be thought necessary to add, to so vehement a desire--was this, that the centinel, the bandy-legg’d drummer, the trumpeter, the trumpeter’s wife, the burgomaster’s widow, the master of the inn, and the master of the inn’s wife, how widely soever they all differed every one from another in their testimonies and description of the stranger’s nose--they all agreed together in two points--namely, that he was gone to _Frankfort_, and would not return to _Strasburg_ till that day month; and secondly, whether his nose was true or false, that the stranger himself was one of the most perfect paragons of beauty--the finest-made man--the most genteel! --the most generous of his purse--the most courteous in his carriage that had ever entered the gates of _Strasburg_--that as he rode, with scymetar slung loosely to his wrist, thro’ the streets--and walked with his crimson-sattin breeches across the parade--’twas with so sweet an air of careless modesty, and so manly withal----as would have put the heart in jeopardy (had his nose not stood in his way) of every virgin who had cast her eyes upon him. I call not upon that heart which is a stranger to the throbs and yearnings of curiosity, so excited, to justify the abbess of _Quedlingberg_, the prioress, the deaness, and sub-chantress, for sending at noon-day for the trumpeter’s wife: she went through the streets of _Strasburg_ with her husband’s trumpet in her hand, ----the best apparatus the straitness of the time would allow her, for the illustration of her theory--she staid no longer than three days. The centinel and bandy-legg’d drummer! ----nothing on this side of old _Athens_ could equal them! they read their lectures under the city-gates to comers and goers, with all the pomp of a _Chrysippus_ and a _Crantor_ in their porticos. The master of the inn, with his ostler on his left-hand, read his also in the same stile--under the portico or gateway of his stable-yard--his wife, hers more privately in a back room: all flocked to their lectures; not promiscuously--but to this or that, as is ever the way, as faith and credulity marshal’d them----in a word, each _Strasburger_ came crouding for intelligence----and every _Strasburger_ had the intelligence he wanted. ’Tis worth remarking, for the benefit of all demonstrators in natural philosophy, &c., that as soon as the trumpeter’s wife had finished the abbess of _Quedlingberg’s_ private lecture, and had begun to read in public, which she did upon a stool in the middle of the great parade, ----she incommoded the other demonstrators mainly, by gaining incontinently the most fashionable part of the city of _Strasburg_ for her auditory ----But when a demonstrator in philosophy (cries _Slawkenbergius_) has a _trumpet_ for an apparatus, pray what rival in science can pretend to be heard besides him?