The Life of a Fox, Written by HimselfSmith, Thomas
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The Life of a Fox, Written by Himself
Smith, Thomas
Fox hunting
As we grew older we grew more bold and more cunning; and being four
months old, ventured farther abroad, even in the day-time, entering the
fields of standing corn, until it was cut down, when the deeds we did
there were suddenly brought to light.
“Why, John,” says the farmer, “there must be some young foxes
hereabouts; look at the rabbits’ feet lying about; and what’s the
meaning of all these white feathers? This comes of not locking up the
fowls o’ nights. Never blame the foxes, poor craturs; but just go to
the kennel, and tell Foster, the huntsman, as soon as the corn is off,
to bring his hounds.”
“Very well, sir.”
“But mind, he ain’t to kill more than one of ’em, or else be hanged if
ever I takes care of another litter.”
All this was explained to me afterwards, for at the time I did not
understand much about it. I only knew that the speaker was a very
nice sort of man, and never doubted that he meant everything that is
pleasant; although I must say that his outward looks, the first time I
saw him, did not at all take my fancy. There appeared to me something
so ungainly and unnatural—something so very absurd, to see an animal
reared up on end, and walking about on his hind legs; to say nothing of
what seemed his hide which hung about him in such a loose and uncouth
fashion, as if nature had been sick of her job, and refused to finish
it.
A few evenings after this I was crossing a field, and watching some
young rabbits, with which I longed to become more nearly acquainted,
when suddenly a large black dog and an ugly beast called a gamekeeper,
jumped over a hedge. I immediately lay flat on the ground, hoping that
I should not be seen; when, however, I found them coming within a few
yards of me, I started off, closely pursued by the villainous dog, and
seeing that I should soon be overtaken, turned round, and slipt away
between his legs. I then made towards the hedge, and the dog springing
after me, I suddenly turned round again, when he, trying to do the
same, tumbled heels over head, and nearly broke his precious neck. My
comfort was to think that he was certainly born to be hanged, for he
followed me again as if nothing was the matter, and soon overtaking
me, wearied as I was with the sport (I think they call it), he seized
me by the back of the neck, and jogged away with me in his mouth to
his master, who clapped me into his enormous pocket, and carried me
home. I was kept there in a dark and dirty place, where all sorts of
animals had been kept before. There I remained, who by nature am the
cleanliest of animals, with my hairs all clotted with mire and filthy
moisture, and should certainly have perished of a certain loathsome
sickness, had not another gamekeeper luckily seen me, and told my owner
the certain consequence of keeping me so. I was then taken out and put
into a hamper out of doors, ready to be carried by the night-coach to
London for sale. After trying in vain to gnaw a hole for my escape, I
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