The Life of a Fox, Written by HimselfSmith, Thomas
General
The Life of a Fox, Written by Himself
Smith, Thomas
Fox hunting
Many are the happy hours that I have spent, some years since, in the
neighbourhood of your Lordship’s hen-roost in Hampshire, and latterly
many a tender rabbit, etc., have I carried home from the plantations
and fields which you now so handsomely preserve for the use of myself
and my kindred at Wimpole; this conduct on your part would have ensured
my lasting gratitude, could I forget how frequently I have been driven
by hound and horn from those treacherous coverts. Although, from the
above reasons, there cannot be friendship between us, there may, I
trust there does, exist some feeling of mutual respect; you and your
brethren are not insensible to those merits in our species which you
affect to depreciate. Fabulists and other writers, in all languages,
have quoted the sayings and doings of my ancestors, as lessons of
instruction for youth; while the craft and cunning of your ablest
statesmen have been, in many instances, entirely derived from our
acknowledged principles and practice. Our heroism in the endurance of a
violent and cruel death is equalled only by our dexterity in avoiding
it. It was only last winter that a cousin of mine led a gallant field
of two hundred horsemen over thirty miles of the finest country in
England; and when at length overtaken by twenty couple of his enemies,
each one larger and stronger than himself, he died amid their murderous
fangs, without suffering a yell or cry to escape him! Yet do the poets
of your race celebrate as a hero, one Hector, _a timid biped_, who,
after a miserable run round the walls of Troy, suffered himself to be
overtaken and killed by a single opponent!
Such, my Lord, is the justice of historic fame in this world, wherein
thousands of men have written; whilst I alone of my tribe have been
endowed with the power of thus using the quills of that excellent bird,
which has been for centuries the favourite object of pursuit amongst
the brave and skilful of my race.
However determined I still may be to trespass upon your Lordship’s
preserves, I will do so no longer upon your time. Our walks in life are
different; ’tis yours to ride, ’tis mine to run; ’tis yours to pursue,
’tis mine to be pursued; we shall meet again in the field, the horn
will sound the alarm, my appearance will be greeted with a view-halloo
that shall set the blood of hundreds in motion! Whether after that day
of trial I shall again sit amongst my listening cubs, and relate to
them how many peers, parsons, and squires lay prostrate on the turf,
and were soused in the brook while pursuing my glorious course, or
whether my brush shall at length adorn your Lordship’s hat, fate must
decide.—Meanwhile I remain, your Lordship’s obliged friend,
WILY.
MAIN EARTH, _6th June, 1843_.
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