The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographersWeems, M. L. (Mason Locke)
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The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographers
Weems, M. L. (Mason Locke)
Franklin, Benjamin, 1706-1790; Statesmen -- United States -- Biography
I. In the presence of a large party at his house, he took up a pistol
which he had beforehand charged with inflammable air, well stopped
with a cork, and presented it to Miss Seaton, a celebrated belle in
those days. She took it from the doctor, but could not help turning
pale, as though some conjuration was brewing. "_Don't be afraid,
madam_," said he, "_for I give you my word that there is not a grain
of powder in it; and now turn it against any gentleman in the room
that you are angry with._" With a sudden blush, she turned it towards
a gentleman whom she soon after married. In the same instant, the
doctor drew a charged rod near the mouth of the pistol, the electric
spark rushed in, and set fire to the inflammable air; off went the
pistol; out flew the cork, and striking her lover a smart shock in the
face, fell down on the floor, to the exceeding terror at first, but
afterwards, to the equal diversion of the young lady and the whole
company. This he called THE MAGIC PISTOL.
II. At another time, in a large party at his house, all eager, as
usual, to see some of his ELECTRICAL CURIOSITIES, he took from the
drawer a number of little dogs, made of the pith of elder, with straw
for feet and tails, and set them on the table. All eyes were fixed on
him. "_Well, Miss Eliza_," said he, addressing the elegant Miss E.
Sitgreaves, "_can you set these little dogs a dancing?_" "_No indeed,
I can't_," replied she. "_Well_," replied he, "_if I had such a pair
of eyes as you have, I think I could do it._" She blushed. "_However,
let us see_," continued he, "_if we can't do something._" He then took
a large tumbler from the table, which he had previously charged with
the electric fluid, and clapped the tumbler over the dogs; whereupon
they instantly fell to skipping and jumping up the sides of the
tumbler, as if they were half mad to get out of it. This he called
"THE DANCING DOGS."
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