Born for! retorted Collins, why to _dress_ and _dance_; to _sing_ and _play_; and, like pretty triflers, to divert the lords of the creation, after their toils and studies. This is all they were born for, or ever intended of nature, who has given them capacities for nothing higher. Sometimes, indeed, they look grave, and fall into such brown studies as would lead one to suppose they meant to go deep; but it is all _fudge_. They are only trying in this new character to play themselves off to a better effect on their lovers. And if you could but penetrate the bosoms of these fair Penserosoes; you would find that under all this affectation of study they were only fatiguing their childish brains about what dress they should wear to the next ball: or what coloured ribands would best suit their new lutestrings. To this Ben replied with warmth, that it was extremely unphilosophical in Mr. Collins to argue in that way against the MIND--that in fixing their destination he had by no means given them that high ground to which they were entitled. You say, sir, continued Ben, that the ladies were created to amuse the men by the charm of their vivacity and accomplishments. This to be sure was saying something. But you might, I think, have said a great deal more; at least the Bible says a great deal more for them. The Bible, sir, tells us that God created woman to be the helpmate of man. Now if man were devoid of reason he might be well enough matched by such a monkey-like helpmate as you have described woman. But, sir, since man is a noble God-like creature, endued with the sublime capacities of _reason_, how could woman ever make a helpmate to him, unless she were rational like himself, and thus capable of being the companion of his thoughts and conversation through all the pleasant fields of knowledge? Here Collins interrupted him, asking very sarcastically, if in this fine flourish in favour of the ladies he was really _in earnest_. Never more so in all my life, replied Ben, rather nettled. What, that the women are as capable of studying the sciences as the men? Yes, that the women are as capable of studying the sciences as the men. And pray, sir, continued Collins, tauntingly, do you know of any _young woman_ of your acquaintance that would make a Newton?