Another contemporary of Mr. Labouchere's at Eton, the late Frederick
Morton Eden, related a story about him at a dinner given to him some
years ago, as the senior "Old Etonian," in the School Hall of the
College. Whilst the old chapel was being restored, a temporary
chapel of wood and iron was run up. The corrugated iron roof made
the heat intolerable during the summer months, so Labouchere hit upon
a plan to put a stop to the nuisance of "chapel in the shanty." One
boy was to pretend to faint and four others were to carry him out. A
fifth was to follow bearing the hats of the performers. The plan
worked admirably. The service was brought to a temporary stop and
the boys, as soon as they were outside, scampered merrily off and
procured some agreeable refreshment. The repetition of this comedy,
of course, aroused the suspicion of the masters, but nevertheless,
like many of Labouchere's intrigues in later life, it produced
eventually the desired effect. There was no more chapel during the
hot weather until the restoration of the old chapel was complete.
A reminiscence of his Eton days that Mr. Labouchere was fond of
relating has already found its way into print, but will bear
repetition, as all may not have read it. One day, his store of
pocket-money being at high-water mark, he conceived the notion of
doing the man about town for an hour or two; so, having dressed
himself with scrupulous care, he sallied forth, and, entering the
best hotel in the place, engaged a private room, and in a lordly
manner ordered a bowl of punch. The waiter stared but brought the
liquor, and went away. The boy, having tasted it, found it horrible.
He promptly poured it into the lower compartment {20} of an antique
oak sideboard. He waited a little to see whether it would run out on
to the carpet. Luckily the drawer was watertight, and Labouchere
rang the bell again and proudly ordered from the amazed waiter a
second bowl of punch. He poured this also into the oak sideboard,
and in a few minutes rang for the bill, tipped the waiter
majestically, and swaggered out of the hotel, quite satisfied that he
had won the admiration and respect of the whole staff.
After the Christmas half of 1847, Labouchere left Eton. He was then
in his seventeenth year, and, before going to the university, it was
thought advisable to place him for a year or two with a private tutor.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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