Two anecdotes have frequently been given in the press about
Labouchere's alleged cribbing at Cambridge. I never {27} heard him
relate them himself, and they are probably legends of the kind that
are born in the journalist's brain whilst he is racking it for copy
in the shape of anecdotic detail. The first is that his academic
career terminated abruptly because he had made a bet with another
undergraduate that he would crib in his Little Go examination without
being caught, and that when caught he accused the examiner of being
in collusion with the other party to the bet. The other is that
during the examination he was observed to be frequently looking at
something concealed beneath a sheet of blotting-paper. On being
asked to produce it, Labouchere refused. But, when obliged to do so,
it was found that the concealed object was the photograph of a
popular variety artiste, whose bright eyes, he asserted, stimulated
him to persevere in his academic efforts.
There are, of course, any number of popular anecdotes of Labouchere's
university days. A good one is the following. On one occasion,
having taken French leave to London, he was unexpectedly confronted
one morning in the Strand by his father, who looked extremely annoyed
to see the youth there, when he imagined him to be occupied with his
studies. Henry's wits as usual were on the alert. He returned his
father's cold greeting with a surprised stare. "I beg your pardon,
sir," he said, "I think you have made a mistake. I have not the
honour of your acquaintance." He pushed by and was lost in the
crowd. Rapidly consulting his watch, he found he could, by running,
just catch a train for Cambridge. He did so, and what he had
foreseen happened. Mr. Labouchere, senior, after having accomplished
the business he was about, took the next train for Cambridge. On
reaching the university he was ushered into his son's study, where he
found him absorbed in work. He made no reference to his rencontre in
the Strand, being persuaded that it must have been a hallucination.
Another story relates how he used to go about in a very ragged gown.
One day the Master of Trinity, Whewell, {28} came across him and
said, "Is that a proper academic costume, Mr. Labouchere?" "Really,
sir, I must refer you to my tailor," was the reply.
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