The first numbers of _Truth_ abound with news of the Queen's Theatre,
and the unvarnished accounts Mr. Labouchere gave of the contretemps
that occurred during his management, and the strange, unexpected
things that happened, possibly contributed to the lack of
consideration he experienced as a theatrical manager. Here is part
of an article devoted to the art of the stage, published during the
first year of _Truth_: "The play on which I lost most was an
adaptation of _The Last Days of Pompeii_. Everything went wrong in
this piece. I wanted to have--after the manner of the
ancients--acrobats dancing on the tight rope over the heads of the
guests at a feast. The guests, however, absolutely declined to be
danced over. Only one acrobat made his appearance. A rope was
stretched for him, behind the revellers, and I trusted to stage
illusion for the rest. The acrobat was a stout negro. Instead of
lightly tripping it upon his rope, he moved about like an elephant,
and finally fell off his rope, like a stricken buffalo. In the
second act the head of a statue was to fall off, and to crush Mr.
Ryder, who was a magician. There was a man inside the statue, whose
mission was to push over its head. With folded arms and stern air,
Mr. Ryder gazed at the statue, awaiting the portentous event that was
to crush him to the earth, notwithstanding the mystic power that he
wielded. The head remained firm on its neck. The man inside had
solaced himself with so much beer, that he was drunk and incapable,
and Mr. Ryder had, much to the amazement of the audience, to knock
down the head that was to crush him. In the third act the stage
represented a Roman amphitheatre. In the midst of a gorgeously
dressed crowd sat Mr. Ryder. 'Bring forth the lion!' he said. The
audience thrilled at the idea {101} of a real lion being marched on
to the stage. Now I had no lion, and I had discarded the idea of
putting a lion skin on a donkey. An attendant therefore walked in
and said, 'Sir, the lion will not come.' Those of the audience who
were not hissing, roared with laughter. The last act was to
represent the eruption of Vesuvius and the destruction of Pompeii.
The mountain had only been painted just in time for the 'first
night.' I had never seen it. What was my horror when the curtain
rose upon a temple with a sort of large sugar loaf behind it. At
first I could not imagine what was the meaning of this sugar loaf.
But when it proceeded to emit crackers I found that it was
_Vesuvius_!"[10]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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