The Life of James McNeill WhistlerPennell, Elizabeth Robins
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The Life of James McNeill Whistler
Pennell, Elizabeth Robins
Whistler, James McNeill, 1834-1903
His observance of the regulations was often as bad as his horsemanship,
and his excuses worse. General Ruggles, a classmate, tells of the
discovery of a pair of boots which were against the regulations, and of
his writing a long explanation, winding up with the argument that, as
this demerit added but a little to the whole number, "what boots it?"
General Langdon writes us: "The widow of a Colonel Thompson occupied a
set of officer's quarters at the 'Point,' and, to eke out her pension,
was allowed to take ten or twelve cadets to board. Very soon after
his admission to the Academy Whistler discovered that the fare of the
cadets was not of his taste, and he applied for permission to take
his meals at Mrs. Thompson's. Now, though her house was in the row of
officers' quarters and the nearest to the cadet barracks, it was 'off
cadet limits,' except for the boarders at meals. One evening, long
after supper, Whistler was discovered by Mrs. Thompson, leaning over
her fence, talking with her pretty French maid. Mrs. Thompson inquired
his business there. Whistler replied: 'I am looking for my cat!' It
was well known that cadets were not allowed to keep cats, dogs, or
other beasts. The old lady nearly had a fit. As soon as she could
recover she gasped out: 'Young man, go 'way!' and sent her pretty maid
indoors. Of course, Whistler took no more meals at Mrs. Thompson's, but
in the mess hall, where the fare in those days was far from inviting."
Whistler told Sir Rennell Rodd another story: "The cadets were out
early one morning, engaged in surveying. It was cold and raw, and
Jimmy, finding a line of deep ditch through which he could make
a retiring movement, got back into college and his warm quarters
unperceived. By accident a roll-call was held that morning. Cadet
Whistler not being present, a report was drawn up and his name was sent
to the commanding officer as absent from parade without the knowledge
or permission of his instructor. The report was shown him, and he said
to the instructor: 'Have I your permission to speak?' 'Speak on, Cadet
Whistler.' 'You have reported me, sir, for being absent from parade
without the knowledge or permission of my instructor. Well, now, if I
was absent without your knowledge or permission, how did you know I was
absent?' They got into terms after that, and the incident closed."
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