The life of John Worth KernBowers, Claude G. (Claude Gernade)
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The life of John Worth Kern
Bowers, Claude G. (Claude Gernade)
Kern, John Worth, 1849-1917; Politicians -- United States -- Biography
“About that time the Indianapolis National Bank blew up,
precipitating a train of sensations that shook the foundations of
the state. Mr. Kern, who was in all the big cases in those days,
was appointed attorney for the receiver of the bank. I was assigned
by _The Indianapolis Sun_ to cover the developments, and, speaking
in the vernacular, it certainly was ‘some’ job for a cub reporter.
I think I must have driven Federal Judges Baker and Woods nearly
crazy trying to extract some news from the court, for I even called
on them at their homes at unseemly hours, and if I had been a
sophisticated reporter and they had not possessed a benevolent
disposition they probably would have haled me up for contempt of
court for some of the irregularities I committed. Mr. Kern was my
particular prey. On one occasion, after I had had the boots scooped
off me by a virile opposition, I went to Mr. Kern, determined that
henceforth not the slightest atom of news about that bank failure
should escape me.
“‘There isn’t any news to-day; not a bit in the world,’ he told me.
“‘Well,’ I said, making my last stand, ‘have you heard any rumors?’
“Mr. Kern often told me in after years that, considering all the
circumstances, my positiveness and the comical way I spoke, that
was the funniest question ever put to him. He never got over it.
The last time I called on him for news at his office in the
[Illustration:
_MR. KERN
CROSSING
WHITE RIVER ON A
FERRY AT
ELLISTON._
Hub
1904.
KERN’S FAVORITE KIN HUBBARD SKETCH--INDIANAPOLIS NEWS]
federal capitol he looked up from behind a stack of letters and
said, quizzically:
“‘Any rumors to-day?’
“While Mr. Kern, while not in the public service, enjoyed a large
law practice, he had a greater non-paying clientele than any other
lawyer I ever knew. He was always giving freely of his time and
talent, without money and without price. Sometimes he made charges
that were ridiculously nominal, but in cases of poverty and
distress he was more likely to make no charges at all, even in
cases that involved a great deal of work. If all those whom he
helped to get out of difficulties and keep out of trouble, without
one cent of recompense, could be compiled it would be a long one.
His law practice, to a very extraordinary extent, was made of
unrewarded kindnesses to others.
“One day on entering his office I saw lying on a table a shining
new quarter. I also saw at a glance that Mr. Kern was very much
amused about something. Then he told the story.
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