The life of John Worth KernBowers, Claude G. (Claude Gernade)
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The life of John Worth Kern
Bowers, Claude G. (Claude Gernade)
Kern, John Worth, 1849-1917; Politicians -- United States -- Biography
“One of his numerous impecunious but devoted admirers had been in
difficulties and had come to him for advice on a law point. It was
not an easy nut to crack and Mr. Kern spent the greater part of two
days looking up the authorities and had given him a decision that
fit the case and ended the trouble. The client was fully grateful
and asked the amount of his bill.
“Not a cent,” was the reply.
“The client was one of those self-important individuals. He
insisted.
“‘There is no charge; it’s all right. Good luck to you,’ protested
Mr. Kern.
“‘Now I’ll tell you, John,’ said the benevolent client with the air
of one who was conferring a great favor, ‘I never get anything
without paying for it. Here’s a quarter and if you’ll stand by me
I’ll bring you some more business some time.’
“So saying, he laid the twenty-five-cent piece on the table and Mr.
Kern was so flabbergasted he let him go without saying another
word.
“Mr. Kern’s honor shines through all his professional transactions
with an illuminating glow. I know an instance where a well-to-do
man employed Mr. Kern as attorney in an alienation suit. The man
was not altogether to blame; there were extenuating circumstances,
but enough guilt to make the outcome exceedingly precarious if the
aggrieved party carried out his threat to file suit, to say nothing
of the notoriety. Mr. Kern was not one of those lawyers who
believed in fostering litigation. In this case, as many others, he
advised settlement out of court. His client virtually turned over
his fortune to Mr. Kern with authority to affect a settlement on
the best terms possible.
“After exercising his wonderful powers of diplomacy and persuasion
he (this was in his early days at the bar) returned to his client.
“‘What would you say if I told you that I had settled your case for
$10,000?’ he asked.
“‘I would say it is pretty high, but you have performed a real
service for me and I’m glad to get out of it.’
“‘What would you say then if I told you I had settled for $8,000?’
“‘That would be better; I would indorse that settlement right from
the start.’
“‘Then,’ persisted Mr. Kern, ‘what would you say if I told you I
had settled for $5,000.’
“‘I’d be tickled to death.’
“‘Well,’ said Mr. Kern, ‘at the risk of a sudden termination of
your earthly career I will tell you that this whole matter has been
adjusted and that you are to pay only $1,000.’
“And then, to top it all off, Mr. Kern charged him a nominal fee,
finding his reward mainly in the satisfaction of having got
somebody out of trouble.
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