The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
Everyone agreed with what he'd said, and that really upset my
master. From then on he didn't sleep so soundly. Whenever he
heard even a worm moving around in the wood at night, he thought
it was the snake gnawing on the chest. Then he would be up on
his feet, and he'd grab a club that he kept by the head of the
bed ever since they'd mentioned a snake to him, and he would
really lay into that poor old chest, hoping to scare the snake
away. He woke up the neighbors with all the noise he made, and
he wouldn't let me sleep at all. He came up to my straw mat and
turned it over and me with it, thinking that the snake had headed
for me and gotten into the straw or inside my coat. Because they
told him that at night these creatures look for some place that's
warm and even get into babies' cribs and bite them. Most of the
time I pretended to be asleep, and in the morning he would ask
me, "Didn't you feel anything last night, son? I was right
behind the snake, and I think it got into your bed: they're very
cold-blooded creatures, and they try to find a place that's
warm."
"I hope to God it doesn't bite me," I said. "I'm really scared
of it."
He went around all excited and not able to sleep, so that--on my
word of honor--the snake (a male one, of course) didn't dare go
out chewing at night, or even go near the chest. But in the
daytime, while he was at church or in town, I did my looting.
And when he saw the damage and that he wasn't able to do anything
about it, he wandered around at night--as I've said--like a
spook.
I was afraid that in his wanderings he might stumble onto my key
that I kept under the straw. So it seemed to me that the safest
thing was to put it in my mouth at night. Because since I'd been
with the blind man my mouth had gotten round like a purse, and I
could hold twenty or thirty coppers in it--all in half-copper
coins--and eat at the same time. If I hadn't been able to do that
I couldn't have gotten hold of even a copper that the blasted
blind man wouldn't have found: he was always searching every
patch and seam on my clothes. Well, as I say, I put the key in
my mouth every night, and I went to sleep without being afraid
that the zombie master of mine would stumble onto it. But when
trouble is going to strike, you can't do a thing to stop it.
The fates--or to be more exact, my sins--had it in store for me
that one night while I was sleeping my mouth must have been open,
and the key shifted so that the air I breathed out while I was
asleep went through the hollow part of the key. It was tubular,
and (unfortunately for me) it whistled so loud that my master
heard it and got excited. He must have thought it was the snake
hissing, and I guess it really sounded like one.
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