The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
Anonymous
Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
Well, while we were in this terrible, hungry state, one day--I
don't know by what stroke of luck or good fortune--a silver piece
found its way into the poor hands of my master. And he brought it
home with him, looking as proud as if he had all the money in Venice,
and smiling very happily, he gave it to me and said: "Take this, Lazaro.
God is beginning to be good to us. Go down to the square and buy bread
and wine and meat. Let's shoot the works! And also--this should make
you happy--I want you to know that I've rented another house, so we'll
only stay in this unlucky place until the end of the month. Damn the
place and damn the person who put the first tile on its roof--
I should never have rented it. I swear to God that as long as
I've lived here I haven't had a drop of wine or a bite of meat,
and I haven't gotten any rest. And it's all because of the way
this place looks--so dark and gloomy! Go on now, and come back
as quick as you can: we'll eat like kings today."
I took my silver coin and my jug, and hurrying along, I went up
the street, heading for the square, very content and happy. But
what's the use if my bad luck has it planned for me that I can't
enjoy anything without trouble coming along with it? And that's
the way this thing went. I was going up the street, thinking
about how I would spend the money in the best way possible and
get the most out of it. And I was thanking God with all my heart
for letting my master have some money, when suddenly I came upon
a corpse that a bunch of clergy and other people were carrying
down the street on a litter.
I squeezed up next to the wall to let them by, and after the body
had gone past there came right behind the litter a woman who must
have been the dead man's wife, all dressed up in mourning (and a
lot of other women with her). And she came along, crying loudly
and saying, "My husband and lord, where are they taking you?
It's to that poor, unhappy house, that dark and gloomy house,
that house where they never eat or drink!"
And when I heard that, I felt like I had fallen through the
ground, and I said, "Oh--no! They're taking this dead man to my
house."
I turned around and squeezed through the crowd and ran back down
the street as fast as I could toward my house. And when I got
inside I closed the door right behind me and called out for my
master to come and help me. And I grabbed hold of him and begged
him to help me block the door. He was a little stunned, thinking
it might be something else, and he asked me, "What is it, boy?
Why are you shouting? What's the matter? Why did you slam the
door so hard?"
"Oh, sir," I said, "help me! They're bringing a dead man here."
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"I stumbled into him just up the way from here, and his wife was
coming along saying, 'My husband and lord, where are they taking
you? To the dark and gloomy house, the poor, unhappy house, the
house where they never eat or drink!' Oh, sir, they're bringing
him here."
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