The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
Finally, the townspeople saw that they couldn't make them stop,
so they decided to get the constable out of the inn and take him
somewhere else. And that made my master even madder. But after
the guests and neighbors pleaded with him to forget about it and
go home to bed he left, and then so did everyone else.
The next morning my master went to the church and told them to
ring for mass so he could preach and sell the indulgences. And
the townspeople came, muttering about the pardons, saying that
they were forgeries and that the constable himself had let it out
while they were quarreling. So, if they hadn't wanted to take
any pardons before, they were dead set against it now.
The pardoner went up to the pulpit and began his sermon, trying
to stir up the people, telling them that they shouldn't be
without the blessings and the forgiveness that would come to them
by buying the indulgences.
When he was into the sermon in full swing, the constable came in
the church door, and after praying he got up, and with a loud and
steady voice he began to speak very solemnly: "My fellow men, let
me say a word; afterward, you can listen to whoever you like. I
came here with this swindler who's preaching. But he tricked
me: he said that if I helped him in his business, we'd split the
profits. And now, seeing how it would hurt my conscience and
your pocketbooks, I've repented of what I've done. And I want to
tell you openly that the indulgences he's selling are forgeries.
Don't believe him and don't buy them. I'm not involved with them
any longer--either in an open or a hidden way--and from now on
I'm giving up my staff, the symbol of my office, and I throw it
on the ground so that you'll see I mean it. And if sometime in
the future this man is punished for his cheating, I want you to
be my witnesses that I'm not in with him and I'm not helping him,
but that I told you the truth--that he's a double-dealing liar."
And he finished his speech.
When he'd started, some of the respectable men there wanted to
get up and throw the constable out of church so there wouldn't be
any scandal. But my master stopped them and told them all not to
bother him under penalty of excommunication. He told them to let
him say anything he wanted to. So while the constable was saying
all that, my master kept quiet, too.
When he stopped speaking, my master told him if he wanted to say
anything more he should go ahead. And the constable said, "I
could say plenty more about you and your dirty tricks, but I've
said enough for now."
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