The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
Anonymous
Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
I reached Valladolid with six silver pieces in my purse because
the people who saw me looking so skinny and pale gave me money
with open hands, and I didn't take it with closed ones. I went
straight to the clothing store, and for four silver coins and a
twenty-copper piece I bought a long baize cloak, worn out, torn
and unraveled, that had belonged to a Portuguese. With that, and
a high, wide-brimmed hat like a Franciscan monk's that I bought
for half a silver piece, and with a cane in my hand, I took a
stroll around.
People who saw me mocked me. Everyone had a different name for
me. Some of them called me a tavern philosopher. Others said,
"There goes Saint Peter, all dressed up for his feast day."
And still others: "Oh, Mr. Portugee, would you like some polish
for your boots?"
And somebody even said I must be a quack doctor's ghost. I
closed my ears like a shopkeeper and walked right past.
After I had gone down a few streets I came upon a woman dressed
in a full skirt, with very elegant shoes. She also had on a silk
veil that came down to her bosom and had her hand on a little
boy's head. She asked me if I knew of any squires around there.
I answered that I was the only one I knew of and that if she
liked she could use me as her own. It was all arranged in the
twinkling of an eye. She promised me sixty coppers for my meals
and wages. I took the job and offered her my arm. I threw away
the cane because I didn't need it anymore, and I was only using
it to appear sickly and move people to pity. She sent the child
home, telling him to have the maid set the table and get dinner
ready. For more than two hours she took me from pillar to post,
up one street and down another.
The lady told me that when she got to the first house we were
going to stop at, I was to go up to the house first and ask for
the master or mistress of the house, and say, "My lady, Juana
Perez (that was her name), is here and would like to pay her
respects."
She also told me that whenever I was with her and she stopped
anywhere, I was always to take off my hat. I told her I knew
what a servant's duties were, and I would carry them out.
I really wanted to see my new mistress's face, but she kept her
veil over it, and I couldn't. She told me she wouldn't be able
to keep me by herself but that she would arrange for some ladies
who were neighbors of hers to use me, and between them they would
give me the money she had promised. And meanwhile, until they
all agreed--which wouldn't take long--she would give me her share.
She asked me if I had a place to sleep. I told her I didn't.
"I'll get you one," she said. "My husband is a tailor, and you
can sleep with his apprentices. You couldn't find a better-
paying job in the whole city," she continued, "because in three
days you'll have six ladies, and each of them will give you ten
coppers."
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