The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
I was nearly dumbstruck to see the pomposity of that woman who
appeared to be, at the very least, the wife of a privileged
gentleman or of some wealthy citizen. I was also astonished to
see that I would have to serve seven mistresses to earn seventy
poor coppers a day. But I thought that anything was better than
nothing, and it wasn't hard work. That was something I fled from
like the Devil, because I was always more for eating cabbage and
garlic without working than for working to eat capons and hens.
When we came to her house, she gave me the veil and the shoes to
give to the maid, and I saw what I was longing for. The young
woman didn't look bad at all to me: she was a sprightly brunette,
with a nice figure. The only thing I didn't like was that her
face gleamed like a glazed earthen pot.
She gave me the ten coppers and told me to come back two times
every day--at eight in the morning and three in the afternoon--
to see if she wanted to go out. I went to a pastry shop, and with
a ten-copper piece of pie I put an end to my day's wages. I spent
the rest of the day like a chameleon because I had spent the money
I'd begged along the road. I didn't dare go begging anymore because
if my mistress heard about it she would eat me alive.
I went to her house at three o'clock; she told me she didn't want
to go out, but she warned me that from then on she wouldn't pay
me on the days she didn't go out, and that if she only went out
once a day she would give me five coppers and no more. But she
said that since she was giving me a place to sleep, she expected
to be served before all the others, and she wanted me to call
myself her servant. For the sort of bed it was, she deserved
that and even more. She made me sleep with the apprentices on a
large table without a damned thing to cover us but a worn-out
blanket.
I spent two days on the miserable food that I could
afford with ten coppers. Then the wife of a tanner joined the
fraternity, and she haggled over the ten coppers for more than an
hour. Finally, after five days, I had seven mistresses, and my
wages were seventy coppers. I began to eat splendidly: the wine
I drank wasn't the worst, but it wasn't the best either (I didn't
want to overreach my hand and have it lopped off). The five
other women were the wife of a constable, a gardener's wife, the
niece (or so she said) of a chaplain in the Discalced order, a
goodlooking, sprightly girl, and a tripe merchant. This last
woman I liked best because whenever she gave me the ten coppers
she invited me to have some tripe soup, and before I left her
house I would have guzzled down three or four bowlsful.
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