The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
It was April Fool's Day, one o'clock in the afternoon. We
students were all seated in the study hall, each at his regularly
assigned desk. In the parking lot out front were two trucks and
a number of automobiles, all parked orderly and aimed in the
direction of the Double Mountain River.
The entire student body had been warned that the school board
would not tolerate running away on the first of April. Those who
did would have all their grades lowered by ten points.
When the one o'clock bell rang, the study hall teacher said,
"Rise and pass to your classes."
We stood up and passed all right, but not to our classrooms. We
marched out of the study hall and downstairs, taking a select
group of teachers with us. By the time the superintendent
realized what was happening, we were all loaded into our vehicles
and heading for a sandy playground in the channel of the river.
The kidnapped teachers gave us very little trouble. They liked
it.
We were told later that three girls showed up for class in one
room. Their teacher asked, "What are you girls doing here?"
They told her they didn't want their grades to be lowered ten
points.
And the teacher told them, "No one is going to knock ten points
off your grades. Get on out from here and have a good time."
We were not only organized in making our get-away, we had also
arranged for a little bit of entertainment by surprise. Three of
us boys had made a man-size straw dummy, and while all the other
students and teachers were playing in the sand down in the river,
we boys secretly took our dummy up on a high cliff across the
river, and there on the edge of that cliff, in plain view of the
spectators below, Virgil Davis and I got into an argument which
ended in a fight.
Before we took the straw dummy up on the cliff, we arranged for
one boy to remain in the crowd below to call attention to our
fight up on the cliff. We boxed and pushed and shoved and rolled
and tumbled. Then we rolled behind some bushes to where we had
the dummy hidden. And when I came back into view, I was
wrestling the dummy instead of Virgil. When we rolled near the
edge of the cliff, we struggled to our feet and I knocked him
over the edge and he fell to the river below.
This was no big deal but it was different, and it brought a few
screams from the gallery below.
By the first day of April the following year, the school board
had decided that this April Fool thing had gone too far, and they
convinced us kids that they meant business. We knew there was no
way we could pull another stunt like we pulled the year before
and get away with it. We accepted the new ruling and had no
intention of causing any trouble.
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