The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
There are other happenings dating back to the Flint place. Here
are a couple which took place before my time. I can only relate
them to you as they were told to me.
We don't know where Frank got his first taste of chewing tobacco,
but he liked it and he wanted another taste. It was only a half-
mile from our house over to Uncle Andrew's. Now, Uncle Andrew
chewed tobacco and Frank knew it. So, Frank found it easy to get
Mama to let him walk over there to play with Ruth. He also found
it easy to ask Ruth if she knew where her dad kept his tobacco.
She knew all right, and she found it easy to "snitch" a chew for
Frank. She also had the forethought to make sure she took enough
for both of them. But, now that they had the tobacco in their
possession, it wouldn't be smart to risk being caught playing
around the house with tobacco in their mouths.
So, now Frank tells Aunt Mary he came over to see if Ruth could
come over to his house and play. Yes, Aunt Mary would allow her
to go, which was a perfect set-up for five-year-old kids. They
could chew the tobacco all the way from Ruth's house over to
Frank's house, just so they got rid of it before they got there.
Who cares how long it might take two little kids to walk a half
mile? They could chew a long time.
However, one little problem developed. The tobacco didn't affect
Frank at all, but before they got to Frank's house, Ruth was as
sick as a horse.
Naturally, they didn't dare tell why she was sick. And she was
sure she would feel better in a little while.
Another little story came to me from Susie, my older sister. She
was always having to see after the baby of the family. At this
time Albert was the baby and I was about three years old. She
probably had to take care of me also, when I was a baby. But on
this particular day--the day of the snuff--Mama, Grandma, and I
went out to the garden. Susie wanted to go but had to stay in
the house with Albert.
This was one of the few times during my childhood that I was just
the right size, and here I am, unable to remember a thing about
it. Susie had to tell me about it. If I had been any smaller, I
might have had to stay in the house with Susie and Albert. And
if I had been any larger, I might have had to watch after Albert
while Susie went to the garden.
Anyway, Susie's brain was partly angry but mostly just idle, so
the devil used it for his workshop.
Grandma had put her snuffbox on the door casing above the kitchen
door. Susie had never been allowed to taste snuff, but she
reasoned that it must be something special, because Grandma
"dipped" it all the time.
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