The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
The kids always wanted me to milk Old Pet last. They could ride
her out of the pen and up by the house as she went on her way to
the field to graze. They got a free ride home and Old Pet didn't
mind. She wouldn't pitch nor run, but just walk as though there
were no kids around.
But there was one day Anita fell off Old Pet. They were riding
the cow in the cow lot after a rain and the lot was boggy and
messy. Dennis was in front and Anita was on behind him. The cow
started under a low shed and Dennis realized that he would be
dragged off it he didn't do something. There was no way to stop
the cow nor turn her, so Dennis did something all right. He
grabbed hold of a joist above his head to avoid being dragged off
into the filth below. Meantime, since Anita was behind Dennis,
she couldn't reach anything to hold onto, so she was forced off
backward and landed in a sitting position, momentarily, until she
lost her balance and fell backward in six inches of cow-lot
slush.
Guess what Ima thought when Anita got to the house. She could
hardly recognize her little girl, but she could tell where her
little girl had been. The evidence was not all on her back. She
had to roll over on her stomach to get up and out, so her front
and her long hair had quite a bit of evidence on them also.
Experimenting had taught us that cows would do almost as well
grazing sudan grass a couple of hours in the morning and a couple
of hours in the afternoon, as they would if they grazed all day,
and the grazing would last twice as long. So when the weather
was dry and grazing was scarce, we would drive the cows out and
close the gate after a couple of hours grazing each morning.
Then we would turn them back in at four o'clock in the afternoon.
But this presented a problem. We were not always home at four in
the afternoon. What could we do about that? Let the alarm clock
turn them in, of course. And that is what we did. I rigged it
up and it worked perfectly. It opened the gate a lot better than
it built the fire in the wood heater many years before.
We had no electricity on the farm until 1949. Before that time
rural electricity was only a promise of better things to come.
Sometimes the summer heat teamed up with the lack of a breeze to
make the weather almost unbearable. But since I wasn't very well
known in Washington at that time, and since I wasn't personally
acquainted with my congressmen, I didn't ask them for an air
conditioning unit. Instead, I did what I could on my own. I
took the gas engine from the cream separator and put it on an oil
drum outside one window. Then I put a large fan blade on the
shaft, aimed it toward a window, cranked it up and let it blow
air through the window and all through the house. It was far
short of air conditioning like we have today, but it was a
lifesaver sometimes, and it wasn't inflationary.
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