The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
After awhile Frank looked back and found us doing a lot of
standing and talking and not much working. He shouted to us to
get to work. We did for awhile because we knew Frank was boss.
But again we got to talking more than hoeing and Frank yelled
again, "Get to work back there!"
Now, I know it was hard on Frank, he being the oldest and having
all the responsibility for getting the hoeing done. It was hard
on me too, just being the youngest with no responsibility.
Finally Frank got so far ahead that it seemed not so necessary to
obey him. Some of us read the Bible with that same attitude. We
seem to think that God has gone so far away we need not obey him
any more. But I suppose God knows when we are loafing and
getting further behind, just as Frank knew about us boys that
day. Anyway, we got more and more lax and Frank got more and
more tense. Then he shouted again. "Get to work back there!"
Earl looked at me and said, "Tell him to come and make you."
Now, Earl always was one to recommend that someone else do
something he wouldn't do for anything. But Earl also knew me and
he was reasonably sure I would do it. That would leave him
guiltless and he would get to see the fun. His pleasure would be
twofold. He would glory in the thought that he had caused me to
do something that we both knew I shouldn't do and he would enjoy
seeing me get a good licking which he knew I had needed many
times more than I had gotten.
At the same time, I was eager to show off and furnish
entertainment for my "fans." So, I shouted back, "Come and make
me!"
And Frank did just that.
I knew what was coming long before he got to me. I knew it would
hurt and I knew I deserved every bit of it. But it was funny--in
a way.
By the time Frank got to me I was flat on my back with my feet
toward him. I kicked furiously. My laughing hindered me
somewhat but I managed to keep him at bay for awhile.
My feet were flying and aimed in his direction. He circled
around me, trying to get at my weaker end--my head. After two or
three rounds, he got me, and I got what was coming to me.
I was so tickled, it didn't seem to hurt at first. But the more
I laughed the harder he whipped me. If I remember right, I think
I quit laughing before he quit whipping. Anyway, I had my fun
and my punishment, Earl and Joel saw a good show and Frank did
what he had to do. And I worked harder after that.
Do you think I told Mama and Papa what Frank did to me? Of
course not. That would have brought a reprimand from them. I
knew I had done wrong. I also knew I had better let well enough
alone.
And did Frank tell them I had been a bad boy? Certainly not. He
had handled the situation well and we all knew he could do it
again next time. That's the way our family discipline worked.
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