The Life of the PartyCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Life of the Party
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Costume -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Lawyers -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"I mean he ain't here, that's what. He's out. He's went out for the
night. He's ginerally always out on Friday nights--playin' cards at his
club, I think. And sometimes he don't come in till it's near breakfast
time. If you're a friend of his I sh'd think it'd be likely you'd know
that same."
"Oh, I do--I do," assented Mr. Leary earnestly; "only I had forgotten
it. I've had so many other things on my mind. But surely he'll be coming
in quite soon now--it's pretty late, you know."
"Don't I know that for myself without bein' told?"
"Yes, quite so, of course; naturally so." Mr. Leary was growing more and
more nervous, and more and more chilled, too. "But if you'll only be so
very kind as to let me in I'll wait for him in his apartment."
"Let you in without seein' you or knowin' what your business is? I
should guess not! Besides, you couldn't be gettin' inside his flat
anyways. He's locked it, unless he's forgot to, which ain't likely, him
bein' a careful man, and he must a-took the key with him. I know I ain't
got it."
"But if you'll just let me inside the building that will be sufficient.
I would much rather wait inside if only in the hall, than out here on
the stoop in the cold."
"No doubt, no doubt you would all of that." The tone of the unseen
female was drily suspicious. "But is it likely I'd be lettin' a stranger
into the place, that I never seen before, and ain't seen yet for that
matter, just on the strength of his own word? And him comin'
unbeknownst, at this hour of the mornin'? A fat chancet!"
"But surely, though, you must recall me--Mr. Leary, his partner. I've
been here before. I've spoken to you."
"That voice don't sound to me like no voice I ever heard."
"I've taken cold--that's why it's altered."
"So? Then why don't you come down here where I can have a look at you
and make sure?" inquired this careful chatelaine.
"I'm leaning with my head over the rail of the steps right above you,"
said Mr. Leary. "Can't you poke your head out and see my face? I'm quite
sure you would recall me then."
"With this here iron gratin' acrost me window how could I poke me head
out? Besides, it's dark. Say, mister, if you're on the level what's the
matter with you comin' down here and not be standin' there palaverin'
all the night?"
"I--I--well, you see, I'd rather not come for just a minute--until I've
explained to you that--that my appearance may strike you as being a
trifle unusual, in fact, I might say, queer," pleaded Mr. Leary, seeking
by subtle methods of indirection to prepare her for what must surely
follow.
"Never mind explainin'--gimme a look!" The suspicious tenseness in her
voice increased. "I tell you this--ayther you come down here right this
secont or I shut the window and you can be off or you can go to the
divil or go anywheres you please for all of me, because I'm an
overworked woman and I need my rest and I've no more time to waste on
you."
"Wait, please; I'm coming immediately," called out Mr. Leary.
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