The mixture is the equivalent of the aioli dear to the Provençal
palate. It sounds very well in verse, but it lacks substance. On such
an occasion men would prefer such solid fare as a dish of red haricots
seasoned with chopped onions. Capital: that ballasts the stomach, while
remaining just as countrified as garlic. Thus filled, in the open air,
to the chirping of the Cicadæ, the gang of harvesters could take a
brief mid-day nap and gently digest their meal in the shade of the
sheaves. Our modern Thestyles, differing so little from their classic
sisters, would take good care not to forget the gounflo-gus, that
thrifty stand-by of big appetites. The Thestylis of the poet does not
think of it, because she does not know it.
The same author shows us Tityrus offering a night’s hospitality to his
friend Melibœus, who, driven from his property by the soldiers of
Octavius, goes off limping behind his flock of goats.
‘We shall have chestnuts,’ says Tityrus, ‘cheese and fruits.’
History does not say if Melibœus allowed himself to be tempted. It is a
pity, for during the frugal meal we might have learnt, in a more
explicit fashion, that the shepherds of olden time had to do without
the haricot.
Ovid tells us, in a delightful passage, of the manner in which Philemon
and Baucis welcomed the gods unawares as guests in their humble
cottage. On the three-legged table steadied by means of a potsherd,
they served cabbage-soup, rancid bacon, eggs turned for a moment over
the hot cinders, cornelian cherries preserved in brine, honey and
fruits. One dish is lacking amid this rustic magnificence, an essential
dish which no Baucis of our country-side would ever forget. The
bacon-soup would have been followed, inevitably, by a plateful of
haricots. Why does Ovid, the poet so rich in details, fail to speak of
the bean which would have looked so well on the bill of fare? The reply
is the same: he cannot have known of it.
In vain do I go over the little that my reading has taught me of rustic
food in ancient times: I have no recollection of the haricot. The
stew-pots of the vine-dresser and the harvester tell me of the lupin,
the broad bean, the pea, and the lentil; but they never mention the
bean of beans.
The haricot has a reputation of another kind, a reputation more
flatulent than flattering. You eat it and then, as the saying goes, the
sooner you are off the better. It therefore lends itself to the coarse
jests loved by the rabble, especially when these are put into words by
the shameless genius of an Aristophanes or a Plautus. What stage
effects could have been produced by the merest allusion to the noisy
bean, raising guffaws of laughter from the mariners of Athens or the
street-porters of Rome! Did the two comic poets, in the unfettered
gaiety of a language less reserved than ours, ever refer to the virtues
of the haricot? Not once. They are quite silent on the subject of the
sonorous bean.
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