THE LIGHT THAT LIES
By George Barr McCutcheon
The McClure Publications. Inc.
Copyright, 1916
The Dodd Mead And Company, Inc.
CHAPTER I
Sampson had been uncommonly successful in evading jury service. By some
hook or crook he always had managed to “get off,” and he had begun
to regard his trips down to General or Special Sessions--coming with
monotonous regularity about three times a year--as interruptions instead
of annoyances. Wise men advised him to serve and get it over with for
the time being, but he had been so steadfastly resourceful in confining
his jury service to brief and uneventful “appearances,” and to
occasional examinations as to his fitness to serve as a juror, that he
preferred to trust to his smartness rather than to their wisdom. Others
suggested that he get on the “sheriff's jury,” a quaintly distinguished
method of serving the commonwealth in that the members perform their
duty as citizens in such a luxurious and expensive way that they
never appear in the newspapers as “twelve good men and true” but as
contributors to somewhat compulsory festivities in which justice is done
to the inner man alone. But Sampson, though rich, abhored the sheriff's
jury. He preferred to invent excuses rather than to have them thrust
upon him.
Having escaped service on half-a-dozen murder trials by shrewd and
original responses to important questions by counsel for one side or the
other--(it really didn't matter to Sampson which side it was so long as
he saw the loophole)--he found himself at last in the awkward position
of having exhausted all reasonable excuses, and was obliged to confess
one day in court that he had reconsidered his views in regard to capital
punishment. This confession resulted, of course, in his name being
dropped from the “special panel,” for the jury commissioner did not want
any man in that august body who couldn't see his way clear to taking
the life of another. He “got off” once on the ground that he was quite
certain he could not convict on circumstantial evidence, despite the
assurance of learned experts that it is the _best_ evidence of all, and
he escaped another time because he did not consider insanity a defence
in homicidal cases.
Then they drew him for Special Sessions and eventually for the
humiliating lower courts, the result being that his resourcefulness
was under a constant and ever increasing strain. Where once he had
experienced a rather pleasing interest in “getting off” in important
cases, he now found himself very hard put to escape service in the most
trifling of criminal trials.
He began to complain bitterly of the injustice to himself, an honest,
upright citizen who was obliged to live in a constant state of
apprehension. He felt like a hunted animal. He was no sooner safely out
of one case when he was called for another.
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