The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
He was quite unconscious of any want of felicity in his choice. He began
the sermon and went through with it, feeling no qualm. He had every
confidence in the orthodoxy of his father; he would never get into a
scrape through preaching what the dear old man had preached years ago.
And so he went onto tell his congregation that more than forty years
had passed since he had first stood before them to preach the Gospel
of Truth, and that every year of that forty he had stood where he was
standing to-day, Sunday after Sunday--that he saw before him aged men
and women whom he had known as young men and maidens--that by the favour
of Heaven he had lived to baptize the offspring of those whom he had
himself baptized in their infancy--yea, unto the third generation he had
come, and now he was standing before them for the last time. The hour
of parting had come, and would any among them say that that hour was not
bitter to them all?
Well, no one did go so far as to assert that the hour was not bitter to
them all. I was assured that the congregation were bathed in tears, so
affected were they by the thought that the clergyman who had “obliged”
for the day was about to vacate the pulpit for ever. They felt the
blow deeply--much more deeply than the parson seemed to feel it, for he
managed to hold back his tears so long as he was in the pulpit, though
his marvellous powers of self-repression may have deserted him an hour
later, and he may have broken down utterly in the train when making the
return journey; the chances are, however, that he did nothing of the
sort, for he had not the remotest idea what the sermon had been about.
And the strangest thing of all in connection with this incident is
that the churchwardens expressed themselves as greatly pleased with the
sermon, and one of them referring to it the next day in the hearing of
my informant, said he had never been so affected in his life as he
was under the influence of the sermon, and he hoped that the eloquent
clergyman would be able to preach it again in the near future.
It is quite likely that his wish was gratified, though I do not think
that any one who had the best interests of the Church at heart would
advocate the adoption of the farewell tours system of the popular actor
or singer by the clergy. It might hurt the susceptibilities of some
members of a congregation to hear a clergyman bid an affecting farewell
to a crowd of people who were complete strangers to him, and the
sincerity of his sorrow might be called in question when they reflected
that an ordinary man can scarcely be broken-hearted at the thought of
never seeing again the faces he had never seen before. But that, of
course, involves the question of how far the susceptibilities of the
weaker brethren should be considered.
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