The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
“I don't think that it is at all fair to your customers to try and foist
off upon them the work of a local man,” said the lady severely. “An
ordinary local man! I wonder very much at your doing such a thing. I
have brought the etching back to you, and you must change it for me.
You really should have told me that Cuthbert Tremaine was nothing but a
local man.”
So much for the encouragement of local talent in our county.
Quite recently a more striking instance of this peculiarity was offered
us in a neighbouring town. A local artist held a sale exhibition of
water-colour drawings of scenes within a radius of six miles. There were
perhaps thirty of these, and every one of them was good, and every one
of them was pleasing. There was no suggestion of slovenliness about any,
nor was there a hint of an amateur. They were not the sort of drawings
that might be referred to as “highly creditable”--nobody wants to
possess “highly creditable” things: they must have positive merit,
without taking into consideration the conditions under which they are
done, before any one who knows something about art would wish to possess
them; and the watercolours in this exhibition could certainly claim to
be in this light.
Well, cards of invitation were sent to some hundreds of possible buyers,
and were heartily responded to, for free exhibitions are very popular
in our neighbourhood, especially those that take the form of a
demonstration of a new breakfast cereal (with samples gratis). But in
the matter of sales the response was not quite so hearty as it might
have been. The artist did not clear five pounds during the fortnight
that his exhibition remained open.
A month or two later, however, a stranger exhibited a collection of his
drawings in the same town, and although they were infinitely inferior
in almost every way to those of the local man, they found quite a
satisfactory number of purchasers, notwithstanding the fact that there
was not a drawing that was not priced at more than double the sum asked
by the local artist for his sketches.
II.--ART AND THE SHERIFF
But before the end of the summer an opportunity was given to
connoisseurs in the same town to acquire, at the expenditure of a few
pounds, a collection of pictures that would do credit to any private
gallery in the kingdom. Announcements appeared placarded on every
dead wall that “by order of the Sheriff” a magnificent collection of
paintings by Turner, Reynolds, Gainsborough, Lawrence, George Morland,
David Cox, and numerous other Masters, as well as drawings by Birket
Foster, Keeley Hallswelle, George Cattermole, and a host of others.
Being a Sheriff's sale this superb collection was to be disposed of
without reserve, and the pictures were to be on view in the spacious
commercial-room of an hotel.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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