The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
People flocked to the place where these treasures were hung, and as a
knowledge of pictures is born with most people, they were not slow
to appreciate the fact that at last a chance had come to acquire at a
merely nominal cost pictures by artists of world-wide fame. Most persons
had read of the enormous prices brought by some prints after pictures by
George Morland, but here were the actual pictures themselves in frames
of the finest Dutch metal: no frames protected the high-priced prints
in Christie's! And not merely was Morland highly represented here, but
quite half a dozen exquisite _genre_ pictures by Josef Israels were to
be seen in a row, and it was whispered among the cognoscenti that this
painter had just died and the _Studio_ had contained an eulogistic
article, with illustrations, on his work! Another chance! Of course
Sidney Cooper's “Cows in Canterbury Meadows” spoke for itself. Every
tyro knew that no one could ever paint cattle like Sidney Cooper. And
Birket Foster--no one could ever approach Birket Foster in showing
children swinging on a gate. There was the gate, sure enough, and the
children, and the pet lamb--all the genuine Birket Foster properties.
And “by order of the Sheriff.”
It was a treat to see the _cognoscenti_ examining the pictures,
subjecting individual works to the severest tests of light and
magnifying glasses, and then whispering gravely together in corners on
the subject of their merits. Some of them had pencils, which they
had pressed to their lips while they scrutinised the masterpieces,
preparatory to making notes on their catalogues--all just like a London
picture sale in King Street, St. James's Street, London, W.
And then some fool came into the room and laughed. He was a man who
pretended to know a lot about pictures, and he was usually disposed to
question the authenticity of things in the possession of everybody but
himself. He glanced around the walls and went away, still laughing,
after being in the place no longer than three minutes.
That was a trick on his part, the _cognoscenti_ said. He wished to put
them off buying and so make a haul for himself.
They were confirmed in this belief when the one dealer in the town told
a gentleman, who had come to him with a commission to purchase some of
the pictures, that the man had just been to caution him against buying
any of them on his own account.
“He said that they are being hawked round from town to town, and that
they are really all fakes--that there is not a genuine picture among the
lot, and that the Sheriff's sale is not a _bona fide_ one, but one of
the oldest tricks of picture fakers.”
But the knowing person said to the dealer--“Does he mean to say that in
a town like this any man would dare to put 'by order of the Sheriff' at
the top of the bill if it was not _bona fide?_He would pretty soon find
himself in trouble. You attend the auction and bid for the numbers that
I have marked in the catalogue.”
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