The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
“Very good, sir,” said the auctioneer, and he smiled knowingly as he
added, “I may tell you that Goldstein offered me twenty-three for it
just now. He'll be back with me offering twenty-five within the hour. I
can imagine his face when he hears that it's gone.”
His shrewdness did not deceive him. Mr. Goldstein was back at the mart
within half an hour, with inquiries about the picture, and it was with
an air of triumph that the auctioneer told him that it had been sold. It
is also quite likely that the look which he said he would like to see on
Mr. Goldstein's face when he heard that the picture was sold was exactly
the one which was worn by Mr. Goldstein, though it might not be just
the one which the purchaser of the picture would associate with an
expression of chagrin on the face of a person named Goldstein.
The truth was that Mr. Goldstein was grinning quite pleasantly; for Mr.
Goldstein was the vendor of the work of art, which he had bought for
four pounds and had disposed of for twenty-five, less auction fees!
This auctioneer was an unusually clever man. He was heard to confide in
a friend his impression that the town he lived in was not sufficiently
large to give his genius a chance of being displayed to the full; and
that was possibly why a short time afterwards he went to London and
started business in one of the most central thoroughfares.
Within six months he was prosecuted for selling bogus Bechsteins,
convicted, and sentenced to a term of imprisonment for an offence which
at one time was a serious menace to the piano trade.
VI.--TRICKS AND TRICKS
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