The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
I have heard it debated with great seriousness whether a fine art
dealer in a commercial town, where the finer arts are neglected, is
not entitled to resort to a method of disposing of his goods which some
people might be disposed to term trickery. Personally, I think any form
of trickery having money for its object is indefensible. But there are
tricks and tricks, and what will be chuckled over by some businessmen as
“a good stroke of business” may, if submitted to a jury, be pronounced a
fraud, and it appears to me that people are becoming more exacting
every day in their fine art dealings. They seem to expect that a picture
dealer will tell them all he knows about any picture that he offers
them, and, should they consent to buy it, that he will let them have
it at the price he paid for it. Should they find out, after they have
completed the purchase, that he made any statement to them that was not
strictly accurate, they bring an action against him. How such people
would be laughed at if they were to bring an action against the vendor
of a patent medicine for having stated on the bottle that it would cure
gout, neuralgia, and neuritis, when they had tried it and found that
it would do nothing of the sort! There was a pill made during the
eighteenth century which was guaranteed to prevent earthquakes. Some
time ago I heard it seriously urged, on behalf of an American patent
medicine, that when the half of San Francisco had been laid in ruins by
an earthquake, the building where the medicine was manufactured remained
undisturbed!
But until recent years a pretty free hand was allowed to dealers
in works of art. I remember being in a shop--called a gallery--in a
provincial town in which a good deal of “restoration” in the picture way
was effected. The proprietor had a drawerful of labels each bearing the
name of a good old Master done in black on a gold ground, and when a
work was “restored” to his satisfaction, he turned over the labels until
he found one to suit its style. Then he nailed it very neatly on to the
frame, and the picture was ready for sale as a Moroni, a Velasquez, a
Tintoretto, or a Titian, as the case might be. The man was an excellent
judge of pictures and prints, and I do not believe that he ever got a
picture painted on an old canvas to sell as a genuine work. He simply
bought all the good old pictures that he thought worth buying and
“touched them up.” People bought them on chance, the wise ones asking no
questions “for conscience' sake”--the conscience of the vendor; and I
am pretty sure that many genuine pictures passed through his hands--some
that were worth from a hundred to five hundred pounds apiece for a tenth
of the smaller sum.
He saw the humour of his labels better than anyone else, I think. He
never gave an audible laugh when I used to inquire if he could provide
me with a really choice Rembrandt for thirty shillings; he pretended to
take me seriously, and, shaking his head, he would say--
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