The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
General
The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
His wife, however, valued to the full the artistic privileges of
living in so splendid a house, and she was not one to shrink before the
searching glances of Frances Anne, the wife of the first baronet of the
house of Richards, as painted by Sir Joshua, sacrificing to Venus, or
to assume that Lady Elizabeth had turned aside from making a libation
to Hymen--Hymen demanded quite as many sacrifices as Venus on
eighteenth-century canvases--to ask her what right she had to sit in the
seats of the Richards of Nethershire Castle. She knew what her husband
paid in the way of rent, and she felt that the same was large enough to
avert from her any indignant look that a sentimentalist might imagine on
the face of the most malevolent family portrait. In fact, Mrs. Higgins
considered the sum large enough to allow of her assuming the attitude of
the patroness in regard to the pictures: she had actually been heard by
a friend of the Richards to express a critical opinion respecting the
pose of the daughter of the second baronet--the one who became well
known as the Countess of Avonwater--in Romney's picture of her as
Circe, and to suggest that the charger of Lieut.-Colonel Jack Churchill
Richards--he was called after his father's great commander--in the
picture by Sir Godfrey Kneller was scarcely large enough to make a polo
pony. It was, however, clearly understood that these criticisms were
offered by the lady only by way of establishing her rights over the
contents of the mansion so long as her husband paid so handsomely as he
did for the privilege of such an entourage. She had probably heard of
certain rights-of-way being maintained by a formal walking over the
ground to which they referred, by the claimant, once a year, and so she
thought it well to walk over the pictures, so to speak, now and again to
show that she understood the rights of her position. She really felt
the greatest pride in everything, and in the course of a few years her
feeling in regard to them was that of a conscientious descendant from
illustrious ancestors. She was much prouder of them than the modern
Major-General in _Patience_ was of his ancestors acquired by purchase.
A visit that I paid to the Castle in the temporary possession of the
family of Higgins was illuminating. I went not because I had ever met
either Mr. or Mrs. Higgins, but because I was acquainted with Miss
Richards, a charming old lady who was the sister of the unhappy baronet,
and had been born in the Castle and lived there for twenty-five or
thirty years, only leaving for the dower-house on the death of her
mother.
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