The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
All very well this for the time being; but a little comedy may possibly
take place some years later, when once again Death Duties have to be
paid, and probably at an increased rate per cent. No note may have been
made of the pictures that were sold, and the copies have been subjected
to the admiration of visitors without a misgiving. There are, I
happen to know, copyists of Sir Joshua Reynolds and others of Thomas
Gainsborough, Romney, Raeburn, Lawrence, and the rest, of such skill in
reproducing the style of their particular Master that only the cleverest
connoisseur could say, after the lapse of a year or two, which are the
originals and which the copies. How, then, is a valuation to be made
when the new owner enters upon his inheritance?
I fancy that it will be discovered Masters than were suspected of it had
made replicas of their greatest works, and shipped off one to Chicago
while selling the other to the great English families who gave them the
order a hundred years or so ago.
CHAPTER FIVE--THE COUNTY, OLD AND CRUSTED
I.--THE STRANGERS
WHEN THE LATE MR. W. P. FRITH WAS AT the height of his fame, and
engravings of his “Derby Day” and “The Railway Station” contested for
prominence on the flowery flock-papered walls of many drawing-rooms with
Landseers “Monarch of the Glen,” he went to pay a visit to his daughter
in a southern county, and she has placed it on record that when she
mentioned his name to the leaders of Society in various localities it
conveyed nothing to them.
Why should it convey anything to them? He did nothing but paint all his
life. Fame in painting, in music, in writing, means nothing--in many
cases rather less than nothing--to the society of any English county. If
the man had brought down a couple of hunters and gone out three times a
week to hounds, the people in his division of the county would talk
to you of him and look on you with astonishment if his name conveyed
nothing to you; and the wife of a retired country doctor who takes
up what is known as Church work--organising village teas and village
concerts and Sunday “Unions”--is at once accorded a position that counts
as fame in such communities in England.
But if it were not for observing these features in country life nothing
of its lighter side would be apparent. There is nothing so comical as a
picture in which all the laws of perspective are ignored; and living in
a country town in England is like placing oneself in the position of the
man in Edgar Allan Poe's story who, looking out of his window, saw
an immense and hideous monster--a thing with splay feet and a huge
proboscis--stalking with mighty steps across a distant lawn, and was
greatly perturbed until he discovered that the creature was only an
ordinary sort of spider walking across one of the strands of its web,
which was drawn across the window pane.
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