The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
it was accounted a gross piece of presumption for any one whose lineage
as a shopkeeper could not be traced through at least three generations
of bill-heads to make a move in the direction of a “front”; but just
before last Christmas a bolt from the blue fell upon the astonished
town, for the two demure old ladies who kept a small millinery shop
(with gloves and table linen at the farther end) put up bills on
their small latticed window announcing a cheap sale in consequence of
“impending alterations.” Now that particular shop front had remained
unchanged for certainly a hundred and fifty years--perhaps two hundred
and fifty years--and the two old maiden ladies who had looked after it
for close upon half a century seemed the most conservative of persons,
so it was taken for granted that the alterations which were “impending”
had reference only to the affixing of a new sun-blind in good time for
the summer, or perhaps an outside lamp to make the winter nights more
cheerful.
After a considerable amount of discussion on the subject an informal
deputation waited upon the ladies to obtain information on a matter
which, it was understood, affected the well-being of the whole
community, and which was approaching a stage when a specific
pronouncement one way or another was absolutely necessary.
Then it was that the truth was revealed. The maiden ladies had,
they confessed, been surreptitiously discussing the putting in of a
plate-glass front, and they had come to the conclusion that as they
were both old and life at best was uncertain, they should not any longer
procrastinate the carrying out of a scheme which the growth of the town
and its increasing importance fully warranted, they thought.
It took just four days to fix the new front in its place; but it was the
topic of the town for months, and even now you will see an occasional
group of town people discussing the innovation and wondering what things
are coming to.
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