The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
And then suddenly a stranger of dusky complexion and wearing flowing
robes and a splendid turban set with precious stones appeared on foot in
the High Street. He seemed greatly interested in the place, for he kept
parading the leading thoroughfare and several of its byways practically
the whole of the morning, so that he could scarcely escape the notice of
all the residents who were in the town; no one failed to see him or to
learn that he had taken lunch at Messrs. Caterham's new restaurant.
An hour later Mrs. Paston drove up to Caterham's. She inquired of one
of the young ladies if the Cachar had rooms in the adjoining hotel,
and learned that he was resting in the private room at the back of the
restaurant.
She at once sent in her card.
Hardly had she done so when Mrs. Lake entered and greeted her--Mrs. Lake
was another of the red-tiled residents--saying--“I hear that the Prince
is here. I suppose you have sent your card to him--I am sending mine.
It is our duty, I think, to show some civility to such a visitor.
My brother, you know, is intimately associated with India--Woods and
Forests, you know.”
She passed her card to the young lady, and smiled at Mrs. Paston in a
way that was meant to assure her that she was mistaken if she fancied
that she was to have the Prince all to herself.
“I am sure that the Prince will be delighted to hear that your brother
is in---- What did you say he was in?” asked Mrs. Paston sweetly.
“Woods and Forests--the most important Department in all India,” said
the other. “My brother would never forgive me if I allowed the Prince to
come here without showing him some civility.”
They were going together to the door when they found themselves face to
face with Mrs. Markham and her daughter, both dressed as if for a garden
party, and close behind them came Major Sowerby of the Territorials and
his son, for whom he had been unsuccessfully trying to get a billet for
the previous two years.
“Glad to see you here, Mrs. Paston,” cried the Major heartily. “Yes, I
maintain that it is our duty to welcome--to stretch out a right hand
of greeting to the natives of our great Dependency--one Empire--one
Flag--hands across the sea--that's what I have always advocated. I am
wondering if he couldn't do something for my Teddy here. I believe these
rajahs and memsahibs and cachars have got no end of money--rupees--the
old Pagoda tree and that. Teddy can turn his hand to anything.”
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