The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
The expression of his excellent patriotic sentiments was interrupted by
the arrival of nearly all the members of the Committee of inquiry, and a
card-case was in the hand of every one of them, and other ladies of the
élite were hurrying down the street, plainly making the restaurant their
objective. Within a quarter of an hour a whole salver of cards had been
taken charge of by the young lady, some of them bearing a few pencilled
words: “Hoping to be honoured by a visit,” “At home every day this week
at 4,” “Trusting to obtain permission to receive H.H. the Cachar,” and
the like. Mrs. Lake had written on hers, “Sister of Mr. George Barnes,
Woods and Forests Dept.,” and Major Sowerby had put in parenthesis under
his son's name, “Ellison prizeman at Routilla College, Eastbourne.”
The next day the Prince appeared once again promenading the High Street.
He was a man of fine presence, of a rich ruddy brown complexion and a
black beard and moustache, and his turban was a sight! It contained a
central diamond little inferior in size to the Koh-i-noor, and on
each side of it was a pigeon's egg ruby--a lady who saw it called it a
pigeon's blood ruby lest there should be any mistake: a casual glance of
some one who did not know all about these great jewels might convey the
impression that it was only a bantam's blood ruby, which was quite an
inferior stone. He had an air of distinction which caused him to be
greatly admired, and yet he was so devoid of any foolish pride that he
did not hesitate to chat quite pleasantly to one of the young ladies
in Caterham's. (Mrs! Paston, hearing this, expressed the hope that the
young lady would be very careful. But Major Sowerby, when it reached
his ears, said he hoped the Prince would be careful. Mrs. Markham said
nothing, but glanced hopefully at her daughter.)
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All the ladies remained under their rosy tiles that afternoon, and all
the maids were supplied with the whitest of caps and aprons. Tea was
delayed in every house for three-quarters of an hour: there was
no knowing what might happen. But nothing happened. The Cachar of
Darjeeling was clearly feeling the embarrassment of having to respond
to a welcome offered in such plurality; though Mrs. Paston thought that
surely one of the young ladies in Caterham's would have told him to whom
he should give precedence in making his calls. Every other lady was of
the same opinion.
Mrs. Paston thought it but right that she should give the Prince some
encouragement, so she wrote a little note to him inviting his confidence
as to his plans, and hoping that he might be able to lunch with her
the next day, when she would have great pleasure in driving him to Lady
Collingby's annual Flower Show. Four other ladies addressed notes to him
expressing precisely the same sentiments, and all set out to deliver
them at Caterham's with their own hands, to save the delay of a post.
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