The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
The general impression that prevailed throughout Burford, however, so
soon as the story of the exclusive ladies and their Indian prince was in
full circulation--and it did not take long to pass round the town--was
that the incident should teach a lesson to a good many people who take
it upon them to lead the red-tiled society of the new town.
But whether they learn any lesson or not, there seems to be a consensus
of opinion that the sooner the name of the High Street is changed to
Prince's Parade the better it will be for the town, Messrs. Caterham,
and, incidentally, Mr. Isaac Moss, professionally known as the Cachar of
Darjeeling. (As a matter of fact, there are already several people not
belonging to the governing classes who, ever since the episode just
recorded, have invariably alluded to the lower part of the High
Street--that part which has been annexed by Messrs. Caterham--as the
Prince's Parade.)
CHAPTER TEN--LESSER ENGLISH COUNTRY TOWNS
I.--STARKIE AND THE STATES
I REMEMBER WITH WHAT ADROITNESS several years ago a distinguished
dramatist explained to a pressing interviewer what was his intention in
writing a certain play of his which was being widely discussed in many
directions. It was merely to show how dangerous it was for any man to
wander off the beaten track, he said: “A man must keep in line with his
fellow-men if he hopes to avoid disaster”--and so forth. The explanation
was no doubt accounted quite satisfactory by such persons as had been
perturbed on the matter to which it referred.
It certainly would have been accepted with every token of assent by the
majority of the inhabitants of the lesser English country towns. They
regard as highly dangerous to the community the least departure from the
primrose path of the commonplace. They have a hymn which goes--
“We are travelling home to God
In the way our fathers trod,
They are happy now, and we
Soon their happiness shall see.”
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The stanza embodies their highest aspirations; and really, when one
comes to consider the whole matter, one could hardly formulate a more
satisfactory walk of life; only it is a walk, not a race, and some
people (outside a country town) look to go through life at a faster
pace. “In the way our fathers trod”--that is the sound motto of the
country town, and the man who tries to get out of the old ruts is looked
upon with suspicion by the sensible people to whom he may allude as old
rutters or even old rotters.
A middle-aged inhabitant of a town nearly twice as large as our
Mallingham was greatly impressed with this truth by an incident which
had just come under his notice when I had occasion to call upon him some
time ago. He told me that he had been visited by a former townsman of
his, but one whom he had not seen for more than fifteen years.
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