The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
I was told a pathetic story by the wife of one of the dignitaries
respecting a young man who had never any especial leaning for the Church
as a career, but who made up his mind, when he saw this Close and walked
through the gardens and fished in the Avonbeck, that the Church was the
only possible profession for him. He went through the usual course, was
ordained, and appointed to a parish in a slum in the Midlands, where he
has remained ever since--and that was twenty-five years ago.
Equally pathetic, however, to some people may be the case of the
clergyman who practically started life as one of the lesser dignitaries
of the Cathedral and has remained there ever since--and that was
thirty-five years ago. It was said that he was once a good preacher, and
even now he seldom falls more than a couple of tones in going from
the Responses to the Prayers. He began with high ideas regarding Greek
texts, but now he devotes himself to Canadian trout. He has great hopes,
he told me, for the future of Canadian trout.
II.--THE NEW PALACE
The Palace of the Bishop of Broadminster is not, of course, among the
buildings of the Close. It stands in its own grounds about two miles
away, and it bears tokens of having been built within the last quarter
of a century. It did not start life as a palace, but as the country
house of a business man in a bustling town. The story of how it became
the Palace is a curious one.
The original Palace was a big square barrack of a place, costing a great
deal to keep up and giving no adequate return for its upkeep. It was a
survival of the days when a bishop was expected to maintain a retinue of
servants and never to go out for a quiet drive unless four horses were
harnessed to the coach. The stables were built to accommodate twenty-two
horses: it seemed to be understood that no self-respecting bishop could
do with less, so long-lived are the Church traditions of the Middle
Ages; and the servant retinue was expected to be maintained in the same
proportion. The consequence was that the revenues of the diocese were
quite insufficient to do more than keep up the place; they left nothing
over for the poor Bishop himself, who could do very well with a 15 h.p.
motor and a garage 25' x 15', a single chauffeur, and a gardener, instead
of six horses, a coachman, an under-coachman, four grooms, and nine
gardeners.
Every now and again the question of the requirements of the Palace as
opposed to the requirements of the Bishop was cropping up, and
certain newspapers published letters from ignorant and irresponsible
correspondents in which the phrases “bloated revenues,” “princely
prelates,” “modern Wolseys,” and the like recurred, particular emphasis
being laid upon the fact that his lordship kept no fewer than
eleven gardeners--a very moderate exaggeration--for his own personal
gratification as a horticulturist. And all this was very harassing for
the poor Bishop.
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