The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
Now in the years when the upkeep of both the Bishop and the Palace was
becoming a serious problem, there was living in a bustling manufacturing
town a hundred miles from Broadminster a quiet little business man named
Robinson. He had begun life in a rather small way; but before he was
forty, having no expensive tastes and being engaged in a lucrative
business, he had made a fortune--not, of course, such a fortune as may
be made in the United States in these days, but still a fortune for an
English provincial town. It so happened that he lodged with two maiden
sisters slightly older than himself, and when he was about fifty he
asked the elder to marry him. She agreed, and married they were.
After living a year or two in the house in which he had lodged they
started a one-horse brougham, and a little later Mrs. Robinson had a
fancy to live in the country; and as her husband invariably thought as
she did on every subject, he at once set about building a house that
would always be worth (his architect assured him) the money he spent
upon it. Mrs. Robinson being a pious woman and liking the Cathedral
service, the site of the house should be, they determined, within easy
reach of Broadminster.
It was an admirable house when it was finished, and the three-acre
garden could easily be managed by one man and a boy. This was in the
days when a financial episode, known as the brewery boom, was beginning
to be felt throughout the country, and it was known that Mr. Robinson
had made as much in a week out of brewery shares as paid for the
house he had built and the gardens that had been laid out for him by
a competent landscape architect. And on the first morning that he
breakfasted in their new home he presented his wife with the title-deeds
of the whole, and made over the furniture to her as well.
For five years they lived there in great happiness, and it was known
that they were devoted to each other; but before they entered on their
sixth year Mrs. Robinson died, and her husband found that she had made
a will leaving the house and grounds and furniture to the Church
authorities--whoever they were--for the use of the existing Bishop of
Broadminster and his successors for ever.
It appeared that Mrs. Robinson had become aware of the Palace
difficulty, and made up her mind that she should do her best to solve
the question of providing a reasonable residence for the Bishop in place
of that insatiable monstrous barrack which he had been compelled to
occupy, and upon which he was forced to spend every penny of his income.
Although the will rather startled Mr. Robinson--for his wife had not
confided in him that it was her intention to provide for the Bishop
and his successors--he had no fault to find with it. He confessed to
a friend that his dear wife had solved a question that might have
perplexed himself; for he had no relative to whom he might reasonably be
expected to leave the place.
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