The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
But before many days had passed he received a message from the
ecclesiastical solicitors begging him to have the goodness to let them
know at his convenience when it would suit him to give their clients
possession of the house: and then he was really startled. A visit to his
own solicitor made him aware of the fact that no provision had been made
in his wife's will for allowing him to continue residing in the house or
using the furniture therein--that he was, in fact, a trespasser in the
house that he had built for himself!
A little thought, however, convinced him that as soon as the facts
of the case became known to the Church authorities there would be no
trouble in obtaining their consent to his remaining on in the house; but
it soon appeared that he had been rather too sanguine on this point.
It was explained to him that the authorities were unfortunately left
without any option in the matter, and possession of the place must be
given to them within three months, rent for this period to be paid by
him at a rate that might be agreed between his solicitor and themselves.
They were ecclesiastically courteous, but legally firm, and so Mr.
Robinson had to leave the house on which he had spent many hours
of loving and intelligent thought the gardens to which he had given
particular attention while they were being laid out, and the furniture
which he had selected piece by piece from the best makers.
He was allowed to take away his own clothes, however, and he began to
feel that this was a concession.
He went to Lausanne and died there a few years later, leaving about a
hundred thousand pounds to various charities, but none of them having
any connection with Broadminster.
Before the end of the year in which the property was acquired by the
Church it became the Palace, Broadminster: previously it had been called
Leighside Hall.
And from that day it is understood that the Bishop has been saving money
to make up for the years which the early locust abode of his had eaten.
III.--ANTE-MORTEM GENEROSITY
Curiously enough, there stands within view of the new Palace another
house with a history attached to it which may strike some people as
illustrating, with a humour that is still more grim, the inconvenience
resulting from ante-mortem generosity on a large scale: post-mortem
generosity may occasionally be risky, but its display on even the most
lavish scale has never been known to cause any personal inconvenience to
the one who indulges in it.
The house is an interesting old Jacobean one, standing on the side of a
mound within a loop of the river.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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