The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
When I asked him how he could reconcile the difference between Mrs.
Proudie and the other lady--how he could reconcile Mrs. Proudie's death
in _The Last Chronicle_ with the other's still active life, he told me
that he had never read any of Trollope's books: the only writings of
Trollope that had come under his cognizance were the official reports
which he made to the head of the Department!
Beautiful to the last, and ruling to the last, _our_ Mrs. Proudie
survived the published record of the other Mrs. Proudie by nearly thirty
years. I write this chapter sitting on a sofa which I bought out of the
Palace. The fact that the receipt of my cheque was signed by the Bishop
and not by the lady, suggests that in financial matters his lordship was
permitted to discharge the humblest of clerical duties.
In Broadminster there has never been a rumour of a Mrs. Proudie; but
occasionally there comes a discordant note from the belfry of the
Cathedral. Only a quick ear can detect it, but having detected it, one
is conscious of an impression of uneasiness, and asks oneself or anybody
else if it is possible that all is not well in the Close.
What sounds like the merest tinkle of discord outside Broadminster
reverberates throughout the Close, causing uneasiness and even
perturbation at times.
During the past three years there have been two threatenings of huge
upheavals in Minster circles. The rumblings of an earthquake were heard
by some people of acute hearing, and the local seismometer--her name
is Lady Birnam--foretold a cataclysm. But happily the centre of the
disturbance passed away in another direction, and the foundations of the
Cathedral remained intact.
II.--THE INNOVATORS
The volcanic force which caused all the alarm was a young clergyman
who, by reason of his personal merits and his relationship to the Dean,
became the most minor of all the canons, and probably the most pleasing.
But before he had been a year in attendance it was rumoured that he had
views, and no clergyman with views had ever been associated with the
services at the Minster. There have been clergymen who took a lively
interest in landscape photography--even colour photography--and others
who had rubbed with their own hands some of the finest monumental
brasses in the country. A prebendary went so far in horticulture as to
stand godfather to a new rose (h.p.), and a precentor who devised
an automatic reel--a fishing-rod reel, not the terpsichorean--but
no dignitary had previously been known to develop views on the lines
adopted by this Canon Mowbray, for his views had an intimate connection
with the Church Service.
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