The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
But the general impression that prevailed throughout Broadminster
when the whole question of the innovation was discussed was that
that middle-aged Prebendary had not gone very far in making a fool of
himself. They had heard of a potent form of argument technically known
as _reductio ad absurdum_, but they had never before had so signal an
instance of its successful operation.
IV.--THE VOX HUMANA
Some years had passed before there was another little fluttering in the
Minster dovecotes; but this time the disturbing element happily did not
arise within the Chapter. The fact was that at the afternoon service one
Sunday a voice of extraordinary charm was heard when the first of the
hymns was begun. It was the voice of a professional soprano, and one of
the finest _timbre_ beyond doubt; but it was so clear and so resonant
that, to make use of the verger's criticism whispered into my ear, it
gave the rest of the congregation no chance whatsoever. Now every
one knows that there is nothing so startling in a church as one voice
ringing out even a single note above the vague cloud of sound, if one
may be allowed such a phrase, that comes from a singing congregation.
But here was a young woman who went through every verse of the hymn
as though the volume of sound coming from the nave, the aisle, and the
choir itself were only meant as a sort of background for her voice.
Of course before the third stanza was reached the great majority of
those who had been singing had ceased. They saw that, in the verger's
phrase, they had no chance against so brilliant a vocalist; they
turned their eyes upon the young woman, some of them with frowns of
indignation, but others with frank admiration. But undoubtedly all
were startled.
When the second hymn began it was plain that the music presented
no difficulties to the stranger; she sang as before with exquisite
sweetness and expression, but still with a ringing clearness that
suggested the song of the skylark soaring above a field of corncrakes.
Even the efforts of the choir did not rise much above the melody of the
corn-crakes in early dawn when that girl was singing.
Naturally such an unusual display caused a considerable amount of
talk in Minster circles. It was pronounced in many directions to be
in extremely bad taste for any young woman to sing down a whole
congregation in such a way; but while some people said it must be put a
stop to at once, others declared that they had never had such a treat
in their lives. (They probably meant for the expenditure that was
represented by their donations to the offertory.)
But when the wives of such members of the Chapter as were blessed with
wives declared definitely that a stop must be put to so unreasonable a
display of an undoubted gift, their husbands asked how they proposed to
put a stop to it; and once again it appeared that, after all, the powers
of a Cathedral Chapter are very limited.
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