The Lilac Sunbonnet: A Love StoryCrockett, S. R. (Samuel Rutherford)
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The Lilac Sunbonnet: A Love Story
Crockett, S. R. (Samuel Rutherford)
Fiction; Love stories
"Na, of course no; ye havna been mairrit. But bide a wee; she's a
fell active bit lass, that o' yours, an' I should say"--here
Saunders spoke with the air of a connoisseur--"I wad say that she
micht be verra handy wi' the besom."
"You must not speak in that way," began Ralph, thinking of
Winsome. But, looking at the queer, puckered face of Saunders, he
came to the conclusion that it was useless to endeavour to impress
any of his own reverence upon him. It was not worth the pains,
especially as he was assuredly speaking after his kind.
"Na, of course no," replied Saunders, with a kind of sympathy for
youth and inexperience in his tone; "when yer young an' gaun
coortin' ye dinna think o' thae things. But bide a wee till ye
gann on the same errand the second time, and aiblins the third
time--I've seen the like, sir--an' a' thae things comes intil yer
reckoning, so so speak."
"Really," said Ralph, "I have not looked so far forward."
Saunders breathed on his buckle and polished it with the tail of
his coat, after which he rubbed it on his knee. Then he held it up
critically in a better light. Still it did not please him, so he
breathed on it once more.
"'Deed, an' wha could expect it? It's no in youth to think o' thae
things--no till it's ower late. Noo, sir, I'll tell ye, whan I was
coortin' my first, afore I gat her, I could hae etten [eaten] her,
an' the first week efter Maister Teends mairrit us, I juist danced
I was that fond o' her. But in anither month, faith, I thocht that
she wad hae etten me, an' afore the year was oot I wussed she had.
Aye, aye, sir, it's waur nor a lottery, mairriage--it's a great
mystery."
"But how is it, then, that you are so anxious to get married
again?" asked Ralph, to whom these conversations with the Cuif
were a means of lightening his mind of his own cares.
"Weel, ye see, Maister Ralph," pursued the grave-digger, "I'm by
inclination a social man, an' the nature o' my avocation, so to
speak, is a wee unsocial. Fowk are that curious. Noo, when I gang
into the square o' a forenicht, the lads 'll cry oot, 'Dinna be
lookin' my gate, Saunders, an' wonnerin' whether I'll need a
seven-fit hole, or whether a six-fit yin will pass!' Or maybe the
bairns'll cry oot, 'Hae ye a skull i' yer pooch?' The like o' that
tells on a man in time, sir."
"Without doubt," said Ralph; "but how does matrimony, for either
the first or the second time, cure that?"
"Weel, sir, ye see, mairriage mak's a man kind o' independent
like. Say, for instance, ye hae been a' day at jobs up i' the
yaird, an' it's no been what ye micht ca' pleesant crunchin'
through green wud an' waur whiles. Noo, we'll say that juist as a
precaution, ye ken, ye hae run ower to the Black Bull for a gless
or twa at noo's an' nan's" [now and then].
"_I_ have run over, Saunders?" queried Ralph.
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