The Lilac Sunbonnet: A Love StoryCrockett, S. R. (Samuel Rutherford)
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The Lilac Sunbonnet: A Love Story
Crockett, S. R. (Samuel Rutherford)
Fiction; Love stories
"Oh, it's juist a mainner o' speakin', sir; I was takin' a
personal example. Weel, ye gang hame to the wife aboot the
gloamin', an' ye open the door, an' ye says, says you, pleesant
like, bein' warm aboot the wame,' Guid e'en to ye, guidwife, my
dawtie, an' hoos a' thing been gaim wi' ye the day?' D'ye think
she needs to luik roon' to ken a' aboot the Black Bull? Na, na,
she kens withoot even turnin' her heid. She kenned by yer verra
fit as ye cam' up the yaird. She's maybe stirrin' something i' the
pat. She turns roon' wi the pat-stick i' her haund. 'I'll dawtie
ye, my man!' she says, an' WHANG, afore ye ken whaur ye are, the
pat-stick is acquant wi' the side o' yer heid. 'I'll dawtie ye,
rinnin' rakin' to the public-hoose wi' yer hard-earned shillin's.
Dawtie!' quo' she; 'faith, the Black Bull's yer dawtie!'"
"But how does she know?" asked Ralph, in the interests of truth
and scientific inquiry.
Saunders thought that he was speaking with an eye on the future.
He lifted up his finger solemnly: "Dinna ye ever think that ye can
gang intil a public hoose withoot yer wife kennin'. Na, it's no
the smell, as an unmarrit man micht think; and peppermints is a
vain thing, also ceenimons. It's juist their faculty--aye, that's
what it is--it's a faculty they hae; an' they're a' alike. They
ken as weel wi' the back o' their heids till ye, an' their noses
fair stuffit wi' the cauld, whether ye hae been makin' a ca' or
twa on the road hame on pay-nicht. I ken it's astonishin' to a
single man, but ye had better tak' my word for't, it's the case.
'Whaur's that auchteenpence?' Betty used to ask; 'only twal an'
sixpence, an' your wages is fourteen shillings--forbye your
chance frae mourners for happen the corp up quick'--then ye hummer
an' ha', an' try to think on the lee ye made up on the road doon;
but it's a gye queery thing that ye canna mind o't. It's an odd
thing hoo jooky [nimble] a lee is whan ye want it in time o'
need!"
Ralph looked so interested that Saunders quite felt for him.
"And what then?" said he.
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