The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form — John Shaqi
The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
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The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
In more than one event the Lincolnian snappy and headlong manner was
the fruit of study and deliberation. Apparently holding aloof from
politics after his return from Washington, in 1849, Lincoln was earning
a great name at the bar. His popularity was the wider as he did not
disdain poor clients and often won a case without permitting any
remuneration. There came to Lincoln & Herndon's office one day a poor
widow. She was entitled to a pension of four hundred dollars, but the
agent, one Wright, who had drawn it for her, retained one-half as his
fee. This greed so stirred Mr. Lincoln that he at once went to the
agent to demand disgorging of the money. On refusal, a suit was
instituted for the recovery.
At the trial, with his buoyancy, Lincoln said to his partner:
"You had better stay, and hear me address the jury, as I am going to
_skin_ Wright and get the money back."
He pleaded that there was no contract between the parties; that the man
was not an authorized agent; his charge was unreasonable; he had never
given the money due to the soldier's widow, but retained one-half. Next
he expatiated on her husband, during the Revolutionary War,
experiencing the hardships of the old Continentals at Valley Forge in
the winter; barefoot in the deep snows; ill-clad against the rigors;
their feet, cut by ice staining the ground, and so on.
The men in the box were also affected to tears, like the spectators,
while the pension "shark" wriggled under the invectives. The verdict
was in favor of the relict. Her advocate not only remitted his costs,
but paid her fare home and for her stay in Springfield, so that she
went off rejoicing.
Lincoln's partner had the curiosity to look at his brief, which
concluded:
"_Skin Wright!_ Close!"--(Related by Mr. Herndon, present at the trial.)
* * * * *
HOOKING HENS IS LOW!
Mr. Lincoln had assisted in the prosecution of a fellow who stole some
fowls. The lawyer jogged homeward in the company of the jury foreman.
He eulogized the young man for his good work in the prosecution, and,
when the other returned the compliment by speaking warmly of the jury's
prompt and speedy deliverance of the verdict, the fereman replied:
"Yaas, the vagabond ought to be locked up. Why, when I was young and
pearter than I am now, I didn't mind packing a sheep or two off on my
back--but stealing hens--faugh! It is low and shows what the country is
coming to!"
* * * * *
"THE STATE AGAINST MR. WHISKY!"
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