The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
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The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
Stung by the repetition here in the West by Horace Greeley's quip upon
Douglas, whose trimming lost him supporters, "He is like the man's pig
which did not weigh as much as he expected, and he always knew he
wouldn't," a partizan of the senator's wanted to challenge Lincoln. The
latter declared that he would not fight Judge Douglas or his second.
"In the first place, a fight would prove nothing in issue in this
contest. If my fighting Judge Douglas would not prove anything, it
would prove nothing for me to fight his _bottle_-holder."
(It is to be borne in mind that the senator had a high reputation as a
convivial host, and the toady was believed to be his familiar --"the
Bottle Imp.")
* * * * *
"WIN THE FIGHT, OR DIE A-TRYING."
Though Douglas had his misgivings from knowing Lincoln is "the ablest
of the Republican party," he was forced by his standing and the
pressure of his less dubious followers to accept the oratorical
challenge of the other. The trumpeteers at once boasted the Little
Giant could make small feed of the animated fence-rail. Lincoln said on
the subject to Judge Beckwith, of Danville, on the eve:
"You have seen two men about to fight? Well, one of them brags about
what he means to do. The other fellow, he says not a word. He is saving
his wind for the fight, and as sure as it comes off, he will win it--or
die a-trying!"
* * * * *
PILLS TO PURGE MELANCHOLY.
The Puritanic and classically sedate critics blamed the President for
finding recreation in reading and hearing comic tales, used to
illustrate grave texts. He said to a congressman who brought up the
censure at a time when the country was profoundly harried:
"Were it not for this occasional vent, I should die!"
* * * * *
"DOWN TO THE RAISINS!"
It was the regular habit of President Lincoln to read the day's
telegrams in order in the "flimsy" triplicates. They were kept in a
drawer at the White House telegraph-office. As he handled the papers
almost solely, each addition would come to be placed on the last lot of
the foregoing day. When this was attained, he would say with a sigh:
"There, I have got down to the raisins!"
It was due to the story, which amused him, of the countryman. This
tourist entered a fashionable restaurant, and on viewing the long menu,
and concluding that all the dishes were for the customer at the fixed
price, manfully called for each in turn. When he arrived at the last
line, he sighed in relief, and cried:
"Thanks be! I have got down to the raisins!"
* * * * *
GIANT AND GIANT-KILLER.
As Stephen A. Douglas, from his concentrated force and limited height
was nicknamed "the Little Giant," his opponent, the elongated Lincoln,
was dubbed "the Giant-Killer."
* * * * *
LINCOLN'S "SENTIMENTS" ON A MOOTED POINT.
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