The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
“Bonner is down on stepmothers!” “All _Ledger_ horses must be called
Dobbin, and there is a heavy fine for driving them through a poem or
serial faster than a walk, or, at best, a slow trot!” “Don’t write
anything about cousins marrying unless you want to have them back on
your hands again!” These were a few of the beacon-lights that shone
on the literary pathway of twenty years ago, and I know of more than
one successful writer whose early footsteps were guided by the great
artistic principles first laid down by Robert Bonner and religiously
followed by the makers of prose and verse who brought their wares to
him every Friday morning. But poor Jack Moran did not live to become a
successful writer. He dropped out of the ranks just as the rest of us
were passing the quarter-post, but it was the first hurdle that really
did for him. I have often thought that if Jack had taken his friend’s
advice and “changed his poem round so as to make the stepmother a
beast,” he might have lived to fill a responsible position in the
Franklin Square Prose and Verse Foundry, or at the Eagle Verse Works
in Jersey City. But Jack was a poet, and therefore did not know how
to “change his poem round,” and besides he hated to go to work every
morning with his dinner-pail in his hand, and there were cakes and ale
in Bohemia in those days for such as he.
As for the poet who tried to guide Jack’s footsteps in the path that
led to fame, he is alive to-day, and a highly esteemed member of the
guild. Indeed, a more industrious, sober, or thrifty man of letters
never put on a pair of overalls or crossed the North River in the early
morning boat with a basket of poems, jokes, and stories on his arm.
One Friday morning, many years ago, I went with this poet to the
_Ledger_ building, and there found half a dozen writers gathered
together in an outer office, anxiously watching the dark shadow of a
man that was thrown upon a partition of ground glass that extended from
floor to ceiling across the room and separated it from the private
office of the great editor.
The dark moving shadow on which every eye was fixed was that of
Robert Bonner himself, and as it was seen to cross the room to a
remote corner--growing smaller and fainter as it receded--every face
brightened with hope, and forms that had seemed bent and dejected but
a moment before were suddenly straightened. An instant later the door
opened and the editor of the _Ledger_ crossed the threshold, handed a
ten-dollar bill to one of the waiting poets, and then hastily retired
to his own den again.
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