The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
Never since the foundation of McClure’s model village of Syndicate has
the valley of the Hackensack rung with such hearty, innocent mirth as
it did yesterday, when McClure’s birthday was observed in a fitting
manner by the inhabitants of the literary village. Mr. McClure, who
generously bore the entire expense of the merrymaking, arrived in the
village nearly a week ago, and since then has been engrossed in his
preparations for what he declared should be the most notable literary
gathering ever seen on this continent; and when the factories closed
at six o’clock on Saturday evening all the hands were notified
that they would not be opened again until Tuesday morning, and that
the piece-workers would be paid for Monday as if they were salaried
employees, in order that the holiday might cost them nothing. It is by
such acts of generosity that Mr. McClure has made himself beloved by
all literary workers whose good fortune it has been to do business with
him.
And it is because of this and many other acts of generosity on Mr.
McClure’s part that that upright and discriminating manufacturer found
no difficulty in securing a score of willing volunteers at an early
hour on Monday morning, when it became necessary to transfer to the
lighter _Paragraph_ several cases of Daniel Webster portraits and a
section of the new Kipling serial for immediate shipment to New York.
This work accomplished, the hands returned to the village in time to
prepare for the merrymaking, which began shortly after one o’clock.
At precisely twelve o’clock a special train arrived from New York
laden with invited guests, among whom were a great many men and women
well known in literary and artistic circles. Mr. McClure welcomed us
cordially as we alighted at the station, and then led the way to the
art department, where a toothsome collation had been spread. The fires
had been put out in the forges, the huge bellows were all motionless,
and the anvils now served to support the wide boards which were used
as a banqueting table. It was difficult for me to realize that this
well-swept, neatly garnished room was the smoky, noisy art department,
with fierce flames leaping from a dozen banks of glowing coals, that I
had visited but a few days before.
At the conclusion of the banquet the guests were escorted to seats
which had been reserved for them on the village green, and immediately
afterward the sports began.
The first athletic event was the putting of the twenty-pound joke
from “Harper’s Bazar.” There were eight competitors in this contest,
including Mr. Hamlin Garland, who mistook a block of wood for the joke,
threw it, and was disbarred, as were two other contestants who were
unable to see the jokes after they had put them.
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