The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
“It has not been my practice to print them in that fashion,” replied
Mr. Gilder, “and in my own poems I am always careful to avoid such a
combination, believing it to be thoroughly inharmonious.”
At this moment the conversation was interrupted by the noise of a
desperate struggle at the other end of the tier, and a moment later
four keepers appeared, dragging with them one of the most desperate
convicts in the prison. It was ascertained that he had expressed his
willingness to devote himself to literary work at the closing of the
quarries, but had requested that the fact should be kept a secret, as
it might be used against him in after life. He had been furnished with
pen and paper and a pan of Scotch dialect, but instead of taking hold
with the rest of the gang and working on his section of the serial
story, “The Gude Mon o’ Linkumdoodie,” he secretly constructed a fine
saw and was caught in the very act of cutting through the bars of his
cell.
The warden, who is a very just man, rebuked the keepers severely
for their carelessness in putting such temptation in the way of any
prisoner. He bade them take the offending convict down to the dark cell
and keep him there until he could find a rhyme for “sidewalk.”
“And remember,” he called after them, “in future see that no dialect of
any kind is issued to the prisoners until it is thoroughly boiled.”
The visitors then made their way to the shops, where they found gangs
of convicts at work under the supervision of keepers. The prison choir
was practising some new hymns and, at the warden’s request, rendered a
beautiful new song composed not long ago by the Rev. Gideon Shackles,
the prison chaplain, and entitled “Shall We Gather Up the River?”
They had just finished, when the tramp of heavy feet was heard, and
in a moment there came around the corner a line of men in prison
dress walking, single file, in lock-step. Under the leadership of two
trusties they made their way to a long table, seated themselves at it,
and began to write with great diligence.
“Who are those men?” inquired Mr. McClure, with some interest. “I hope
you are not putting any of your gangs on Washington or Lincoln or Grant
this winter, for that would throw a great many of my writers out of
employment.”
“No,” replied the warden, “that is simply the regular eight-hour shift
of Cuban war correspondents, and very busy we keep them, too. You see,
a number of newspaper editors are finding out that we can furnish just
as good an article of Cuban news here in Sing Sing as they can get from
Key West, where the bulk of the work has been done heretofore.”
There was silence for a moment, and then Mr. McClure remarked in a very
low voice, “I’ll take the names of some of those fellows down. One of
these days they’ll be good for reminiscences of ‘How I Freed Cuba,’ or
‘The True Story of the Great Conflict at Our Very Gates,’ or something
of that sort.”
McCLURE’S BIRTHDAY AT SYNDICATE VILLAGE.
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