The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
The sports closed with a novel and interesting game, in which everybody
joined with hearty good-will and enthusiasm. This game was called
“Chasing the Greased Publisher.” An agile Harper, having been greased
from head to foot, was let loose on the common and pursued for twenty
minutes by the excited literary citizens. The skill which he displayed
in eluding his pursuers, doubling on his tracks and breaking away from
the insecure hold of some ravenous poet, served to make the contest the
most exciting and enjoyable event of the whole day’s programme. He was
finally caught by Mr. Joel Benton, who floored him with a Thanksgiving
ode, delivered between the eyes.
It was 4:30 o’clock when the games closed, and I was compelled to
return to the city without waiting to enjoy the literary exercises
which were held during the evening.
I had a short conversation with Mr. McClure, however, and asked him if
he did not find that it paid him to keep his workmen in good health and
spirits the year round. Mr. McClure replied that he did, and that he
proposed to encourage all sorts of innocent pastimes--of the kind that
we had witnessed--and permit his literary and artistic hands to enjoy
festivals and merrymakings at frequent intervals throughout the year.
As the train steamed out of the depot I heard the inhabitants begin
their evening hymn:
“Thou art, McClure, the light, and life
Of all this wondrous world we see.”
LITERATURE BY PRISON CONTRACT LABOR.
The enforced idleness of state prison convicts has led some of the
large manufacturers and dealers to seriously consider the advisability
of giving employment to some of them in the different branches of their
literary establishments.
Mr. Bok recently purchased a quantity of “Just Among Ourselves” goods,
but found them to be inferior in quality to the samples from which they
were ordered, so he refused to accept them, and they were subsequently
sold at a reduced rate to Mr. Peter Parley, who is now editing the
Sunday supplement of the “New York Times.” The Harpers have been more
successful, having had more experience in this peculiar line. It is an
open secret that the ten acres of historical and other foreign matter
contracted for two or three years ago and signed with the _nom de
plume_ “Poultney Bigelow” are really the work of a gang of long-term
men in the Kings County Penitentiary, while fully half their poetry
comes from the same institution.
Not long ago, however, the long-termers, hoping by working overtime
to secure a little money for themselves, prepared and offered to the
proprietors of the Franklin Square foundry a short story, which those
discerning publishers were compelled to decline because they did not
like its moral. The story is as follows, and is called:
CAFÉ THROWOUT;
OR, THE HEY RUBE’S DREAM.
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